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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 23:34

thanks for that Jackin [bugrin]

Ah how can i convince dp to drive that way tomorrow, when we are going to Jimmys farm the complete oposite direction!

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Jackin · 06/04/2012 23:29

No bears in the forest silly! Just woleves, tigers and boar.

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 23:10

oh my, i hadn't thought of the bears, Dd is adamant she saw a bear and i told her not to be silly

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bagelmonkey · 06/04/2012 18:57

But there could be bears in the woods! Go and tell them to come home so we can spy on them for their own safety.

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 18:48

We saw them on the way to the forest not actually there, however where we go would be pretty ideal for them, they're plenty of hidey places and a tap!

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ovaltine · 06/04/2012 18:42

surely they haven't relocated to the forest? Guess there are more private poo places

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 18:16

My life feels empty without them

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covermeup · 06/04/2012 15:24

Glad there's been a possible sighting! I keep checking back here to see if they're 'home' and always feel disappointed when I see they're not!!

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 15:11

They still aren't home, however, me and dp just took the dcs to the forest and think we saw the car, I mean how many black BMWs have a red boot? Oh I hope it was them!

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DamonSalvatoreIsMyLoveSlave · 06/04/2012 10:56

I doubt however original boy and girl are names the hospital would take seriously... this made me lol!

Did the jizz stinking car return?

EasterBummy · 06/04/2012 10:30

Maybe they went Easter egg hunting... [bugrin]

ovaltine · 06/04/2012 09:13

any sign on them?

ripsishere · 06/04/2012 07:12

{pats back soothingly}, you never know, they may spread the word to other jizz bunnies that there is a tolerant and warm welcome in your road.

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StateofConfusion · 06/04/2012 00:43

Dp mocked me as I stared sadly out of the car window at the empty space, as I said, "they're still gone" "state you actually sound upset"

maria if only I could, I doubt however original boy and girl are names the hospital would take seriously...

Ds stated gleefully, "the weird car people are gone now mummy, and so is that smell"

It made me sad.

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Hebiegebies · 05/04/2012 22:52

Noooooo they can't just drive off :(

MariaCallous · 05/04/2012 22:10

Have you phoned the hospitals? Reported them as missing to the police?

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StateofConfusion · 05/04/2012 20:42

They still aren't home, its been over 24hrs really hope I've just missed the returning when I was out...

lady I have a fifi, thomas and bob my first ready bed and a thomas normal ready bed

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 05/04/2012 12:43

You really think that we're all going to fit in one double bed and two trundle thingies.

Maybe we can go over and ask them if they have space for us in their car

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StateofConfusion · 05/04/2012 09:09

super that's not a bad idea... We have just got a new double guest bed and both the dcs have those trundle ones under theirs...

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SuperSlattern · 05/04/2012 08:09

rips that sounds like a bloody good idea!

Fancy earning some extra money State? Why not open your house up to us nosey MNers?

ripsishere · 04/04/2012 22:53

Bloody helll, still there. Looks like I may be seeing them when I come down to Norfolk in May.

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StateofConfusion · 04/04/2012 22:47

well the car has been gone since lunchtime... i am hoping they dont wake us at some ungodly hour again!

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StateofConfusion · 04/04/2012 16:58

ovaltine I didn't consider that, they may have welcomed me since I was wearing pjs! However I am NOT a nice person when tired so I'd have been more likely to just melt down at them, and it was raining!

Luckily our car passed mot and had no advisories, tax makes me rant as I don't understand HOW a newer car gets it for £30 a year! Do they not use the roads as much as me? And here they get cheaper parking!!! £70 for a full tank of petrol for us, we get around 400miles out of it depending on how many people are in the car, if were towing etc. Which isn't great but I can't complain as its a good reliable car which we only paid £500 for as it had no mot, which it sailed through. In the grand scheme of cars I'd rather pay that extra of insurance and fuel for a car I can trust! --because 6 in 2yrs wasn't Fun at all--

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ovaltine · 04/04/2012 14:33

i think yr allowed to moan about it. Price of insurance is ridic. And car tax. And gas/electric. I was looking rich this month til i paid all of this and still need to get a car MOT taxed and ins so i can get to work starting next month. Pls dont get me started on it costing me £82 to fill the fucker up....

You missed prime opportunity to go out in yr pj's and talk to them (keep the noise down and i will bring you toast at 9am, also what language you speak so can bring appropriate phrase book or dicafone with me and ask more questions)

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StateofConfusion · 04/04/2012 12:56

No snow just horrible torrential rain, all my fault for putting washing out before going out yesterday!

update

Week 3, day 23 in the jizz stinking car,

They return home early hours of this morning playing loud music, I know this thanks to them disturbing ds, proceeded to lark around then row for around an hour, now the car is all condensation and I assume they're inside.

Welcome to the madness 03 :)

jackin we have a 2002 zafira, we adore it and my mum helps with fuel so we all use one car iyswim. We weighed it up swapping for a small car and it wouldn't work for us. Mainly as dp has problems with his left hip and knee and since swapping to automatic, and a larger car, he's been in less pain, he's 6"5 so our 106 was not to comfortable for him!

Anyway I'm over my car whinge and I'm bloody chuffed to have it back! --after a dressing down from a carless friend for whinging--

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