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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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bagelmonkey · 19/04/2012 13:05

state I think you should post them a magic tree air freshener addressed to the car to see if the postman can deliver it.

thisisyesterday · 18/04/2012 22:04

mredevere PLEASE will you start a new thread and update us all regularly on the bungalow... and post more pics!

millimat · 18/04/2012 22:00

A flat? Shock

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 18/04/2012 13:35

I hope they're here to stay Grin I'd miss them if they left

It's fine, I now have full validation to get someone else to finish it off for me, although it could look bad when I turn up to the event I'm running next week about violence with cast, crutches and everything Grin

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StateofConfusion · 17/04/2012 13:44

The car hasnt moved since yesterday, so im remain hopeful

Grin jackin

lady sounds nasty, and proves no good can come from re-decorating

I should be decorating a cake but i have noooo motivation, its my 2nd in 3days and im fecking sick of edible glitter, that shit sticks to everything.

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Nottobeoutted · 17/04/2012 10:43

NOOOOOOOO!! :(

Jackin · 17/04/2012 06:30

A new flat! Quick bribe someone in planning at the council and put loads of cctv in their flat! that way you can continue the big brother stylee updates.
daee fowa in the jizz stinking flat

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 17/04/2012 00:02

State, I'm fine thanks. Just broke my fecking foot falling off a missing ladder

Glad they're ok and back safely

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StateofConfusion · 16/04/2012 19:57

MrsDV i remember your thread, i am glad im not alone with the car 'relations' however you totally trump me, i find my 'neighbours' quite entertaining, yours would make me very stabby.

week 5 day 35 in the jizz stinking car, theyre back parked across the road and have been since around 2.30.

However, some new HA flats have just been opened on the edge of the estate, we have reason to believe they have been given a home there... i will continue to snoop and hopefully get hard evidence. --its so wrong i hope they havent isnt it--

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Hebiegebies · 16/04/2012 15:28

Perhaps the occupants of the car would like to make use of mrs DeV's neighbours 'gym'? It would give them daily excercise, a shower and a loo Grin

IDontWantToBeFatAnymore · 16/04/2012 15:24

which

IDontWantToBeFatAnymore · 16/04/2012 15:22

Shock at the gym-whic-is-really-a-house but not really as we all knew didn't we?!

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 16/04/2012 14:41

Big fat bugger all.
I am still waiting for them to take down the massive fence that they put up without permission.

VivaLeBeaver · 16/04/2012 14:40

Mrs DeVere - I rememeber your old thread. What on earth are the planning dept doing now?

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 16/04/2012 14:34

Well the woman who owns the house is a very very stuck up madam who thinks herself rather superior to me.

She is an observant religious woman who used to let me know what she thought of my loose ways (if only!)

So I expect she thinks it is unseemly to allow her female lodger to have sex in the house.

Lying to the authorities and living in a shed with her kids in her back garden is fine as is having strange men in and out of her house at all hours though Hmm

garlicnutter · 16/04/2012 14:32

Ooh, MrsDV, was that "gym" in the back yard? I must say, it makes better sense to rent out one's real house to LOTS of lodgers while living in one's brand-new 'cottage' oneself. Feel sorry for the woman in the car though - wonder why she can't shag in her own room?

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 16/04/2012 14:28

Is that how you spell interject btw?

garlicnutter · 16/04/2012 14:28

Hurrah! So glad they're back. Thanks for updating, State Grin

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 16/04/2012 14:28

Can I interject (so to speak)?

I dont know if anyone remembers my backyard bungalow threads?

Well my nieghbours are now living in their back garden and they have rented out the rooms in the real house to lodgers.

I thought of this thread on Saturday as my other neighbours were regaling me with tales of the female lodger having 'relations' in a parked car outside the house (therefore outside mine ) regularly and enthusiastically.

I thought I would share. Not sure if its relevant but I am sure you can understand my wish to be around people who understand.

thanks Grin

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StateofConfusion · 16/04/2012 14:20

nothing confirmed yet jackin I am keeping a close watch whenever i have the oportunity.

thank you doin and kay I have been tempted to send dd over with some surplus veg before now, seems they live off the icecream van...

Saw a breif glimpse on school run this morning, nothing since, although with Dd missing her brother terribly ive been other wise occupied --on tinternet whilst she watches barbie films--

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ovaltine · 16/04/2012 09:04

baby wipes eh! stocking up early or for bathing purposes?

Jackin · 16/04/2012 07:00

Do we know if she is up duffed up yet?

kaylouise2184 · 15/04/2012 23:02

wow just read this post from start to finish. Funniest thing I have ever read on MN. will now be tuning in every day to find out what happens.

doinmummy · 15/04/2012 20:48

I have just read the whole of this thread...absolutely brilliant.
I was wondering if any of the plants have grown.
Maybe you could sling a few tomato plants through the window so that at least they'd get a bit of goodness.
OG needs to eat properly if she is TTC.

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StateofConfusion · 15/04/2012 20:27

bagel they had bread, baby wipes and a four pack of cans, couldnt see what my guess is beer/cider.

Not seen them today, im eagerly awaiting their return.

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