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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

968 replies

StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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JaneB1rkin · 14/03/2012 16:57

LOL

sorry

ILoveMortenHarket · 14/03/2012 16:56

Your dp is a wuss.

You go & knock on the window!

LeeCoakley · 14/03/2012 16:56

So the car has been there longer than 83 hours but the permanent residence is a new thing?

I think they live in the car but have been away for a long time. The neighbour is probably the MiL who won't let them in the house but rents out the car. I think you need to ask her and then report back to us.

loopylou6 · 14/03/2012 16:56

Phone police

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 14/03/2012 16:56

Obviously if there is shagging involved only one of them is related to the neighbour, otherwise that would be creepy and even more illegal.

Original poster
StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:55

I don't think they're actually shagging they were kissing quite um vigourously when I walked home from getting ds.

One neighbour has a police caution for threatening behaviour towards me so I can't knock for gossip, the other works nights so I rarely see them!

I know one person locally, I'm going to have to go and ask him aren't I?

Dp made me start this thread because he's to scared to go and knock on the window.

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MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 14/03/2012 16:55

Maybe they're living in it - I doubt you've watched them 24/7 over the last 83 hours so they might have been and come back from other places during that time. Maybe they're relatives (adult children?) of the neighbour and they've had a bit of a row? Who knows...

MadameChinLegs · 14/03/2012 16:53

It must stink in that car.

Ryoko · 14/03/2012 16:53

Times are really harsh when even the brothel owners end up losing their business premises.

usualsuspect · 14/03/2012 16:53

Go and ask them . I would

ChickensHaveNoLips · 14/03/2012 16:53

Ewwwww at 'dried secretions' Grin

habbibu · 14/03/2012 16:52

Must be a Record Breakers attempt. The woman coming out to check is the new Norris McWhirter.

violetwellies · 14/03/2012 16:52

That might be normal for the Op's street ;)

ObviouslyOblivious · 14/03/2012 16:52

Is it Sting and Trudie being all tantric?

Sidge · 14/03/2012 16:52

83 hours of shagging in a car?

Blimey, they must be so exhausted they can't get out.

Either that or they're glued to the seats with dried secretions.

IAmBooyhoo · 14/03/2012 16:51

haha an 83 hour dogathon!!

redrubyshoes · 14/03/2012 16:51

Do you live an area known for dogging? Maybe they are waiting for others to join them. Wink

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:51

Live at the top of a cul-de-sac very little traffic (high unemployment rate, bit rought tbh)

The lady who speaks to them isn't english.

I'm new here and pretty boring I have no reason to be worried. But good point about intimidating someone else.

The cars not a new one, its been parked there since we moved but never had people in it, except to drive it ofc.

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ChickensHaveNoLips · 14/03/2012 16:51

Hang on, so there are people shagging in a car outside your house and they've been at it for 83 hours? Kudos.

Lulumama · 14/03/2012 16:50

they've been shagging in a car outside your house and it's taken you 83 hours to wonder if you ought to do something??

DressDownFriday · 14/03/2012 16:49

Police or dss doing surveillance?

You could ring police on 101 with the reg plate number and they will check it out.

habbibu · 14/03/2012 16:49

Really! Fornicating? Has nobody left to even piss?

It'll be someone who's refused to have their child & gf/bf sleep together under their roof. There'll be a thread soon.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 14/03/2012 16:49

Sandwiches, AFKW?

Take them some empty Oasis bottles to wee in.

ifeelloved · 14/03/2012 16:49

Why don't you ask your neighbour?!

Honeydragon · 14/03/2012 16:49

Surely you know the only possible outcome of starting a thread like this will be the persistent whining pressure of 52'000 Mnetters instructing you to get the hell out there with tea and cake to find out what's happening and then report back IMMEDIATELY.

Now go.

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