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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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justalittleinsane · 14/03/2012 17:53

Police there may be someone who lives in your street who is genuinely freaked by this

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:47

at dried anything, the car must reek, the amount of condesation building up is ridiculous!

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:45

pagwatch what's a suitable amount? 20p per shag?

totem we'd seen them in it previously on the weekend it became apparent monday they hadn't left and haven't since.

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FruitShootsAndHeaves · 14/03/2012 17:44

Put a mac on, sling a camera round your neck, grab a map and walk up to the car. Knock on the window and say
"scuse me, could you tell me which way to get to Windsor Castle?"

whilst having a good nose about at them and the dried excretions car.

Sunglasses may be needed too

Pagwatch · 14/03/2012 17:39

It's sports relief soon so I think the Dog-a-thon sounds plausible.

Go and ask them if you can sponsor them.

LaurieFairyCake · 14/03/2012 17:38

Probably homeless Sad

TotemPole · 14/03/2012 17:34

Just to be a pedant. Monday morning until now, is less than 72 hours. So they can't have been there for 83 hours, unless they were there before Monday morning. But if they were spotted before Monday morning you would have said.

jenfraggle · 14/03/2012 17:26

Call the police on the 101 number, you won't need a reg, just tell them which road it is on and they will take it from there.

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:22

cq totally believable, seriously, s'good job my house is nice and the schools good, this place is like shameless. Full of wrong uns.

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:20

honey I am NOT taking photos --ill admit I am not tempted to--

I'm popping out at 6pm, ill act like a women with a car far too big for me and reverse an excessive amount to get a closer snoop.

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Honeydragon · 14/03/2012 17:13

They are making out? Shagging? who is the neighbour talking to them? Can you take photos? Why do I care ?

cq · 14/03/2012 17:10

Surely you know that vigorous snogging is the ideal way of diverting suspicion when you're on a stake-out and a nosy neighbour walks by?

Doesn't anybody else watch tv?

Clearly there are some serious criminals in your street.

Stratters · 14/03/2012 17:10

How bizarre.

You are a paragon of restraint. No way could I have sat and done nothing for 83 hours.

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:07

No, she um, isn't the most attractive of the female race, it took a flash of norkage for us to realise it wasn't two male friends.

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:06

I'm considering sending over my nosy and outspoken 3 and 4yo? Since the so called man of the house is too chicken --and so am i-- he didn't even get the reg!

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MIssMarplesSideKick · 14/03/2012 17:05

Does the woman look like [ [http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=julia+roberts&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=Xs9gT8-PF9L68QORs5naBw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=690 this]]

Al0uise · 14/03/2012 17:03

Leave the wussy bastard.

SemperUbiSubUbi · 14/03/2012 17:02

They clearly live in their car but have been away on holiday.

I would either go and ask them what they are doing or ring the non emergency police number they may be able to ... erm... actually I sont know what they will be able to do. Fuck all probably.

ScruffyTerrier · 14/03/2012 17:02

Maybe Hugh Grant is at it again?

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 17:01

I just shoved my wuss of a dp outside to get the reg and the windows are open in the back, he ran back in frigging nancy.

Same two people in there all along.

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BluddyMoFo · 14/03/2012 17:00

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Magneto · 14/03/2012 16:59

Are they stuck?

The passenger door of dh's car gets stuck sometimes Wink

MIssMarplesSideKick · 14/03/2012 16:58

It sounds like a prossie is using the car to me.

JaneB1rkin · 14/03/2012 16:58

Sorry x posts, that was to a couple of comments further down, not trying to be totally crass Blush

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