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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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garlicbutter · 17/03/2012 14:10

Social worker? Aunt? Mental health nurse? Was there a strait jacket in the footwell??

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 14:02

Just nipped out to aldis, on my return the doors of the car wide open, the back footwells are stuffed full of duvets and pillows.

There's now a women who looks around 30 in it with original lad.

Hmm
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swooosh · 17/03/2012 00:20

This thread is great Grin

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StateofConfusion · 16/03/2012 23:08

Percy, it was boy and girl for a few days, occasionally another lad joins them, girl vanishes breifly, one lad always remains.

Garlic, I will, if they leave the window open enough when they nip off to the green again ill throw some seeds in Wink its my duty as a mumsnetter to spend the "sorting my garage" isn't it so I can give you more info.

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garlicbutter · 16/03/2012 23:02

Confusion, PLEASE go and check for mould, cress, possibly even a couple of saplings tomorrow! Let's hope it's sunny, give Mum's surprise car garden a healthy start Wink

PercyFilth · 16/03/2012 22:54

So is it girl and boy, or two lads - I'm confused now.

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StateofConfusion · 16/03/2012 22:14

Sorry garlic I'd give it a matter of hours before the windows sprout mould! The condensation is unreal!

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garlicbutter · 16/03/2012 22:10

And we thought Sun reporters lived glamorous lives, hacking slebs' phones and chasing royalty round Paris, eddie.

garlicbutter · 16/03/2012 22:08

Eeuww! I know you're probably right, but wish you hadn't painted the mental picture ...

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StateofConfusion · 16/03/2012 22:05

eddie police around here seem bored, several people have reported it now.

They aren't actually doing anything really, just treating the car as a house, there's no watching of anyone it seems.

But guess what.

Still there! They are now sat in the front, possibly the back seat is too moist now.

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lazarusb · 16/03/2012 17:20

Do you think this is the format for the next series of Big Brother being tried out? Grin

EddieVeddersfoxymop · 16/03/2012 17:17

We had something similar once, albeit with less fornication and for a shorter time. I called the police non emergency number as there had been a man sat watching our houses for 24 hours, on and off a laptop, was very dodgy.

The police took it very seriously....cue two cars screeching into the estate, blocking in said suspicious vehicle. Turns out he was a reporter for The Sun and he was watching our neighbour who'd run up 20k of parking tickets and was being made bankrupt!

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StateofConfusion · 16/03/2012 17:12

They're still there!

Nothing new to report, but if that was my car I'd want a biohazard suit before I got back into it!

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Bohica · 15/03/2012 23:34

How very odd, you have teenagers who have left home to live in their mums car outside your house?

I would drop a few open dog poop bags around the car next time you pass, stink them out Smile

MmeLindor. · 15/03/2012 23:30

Not sure that the mum has won, Scarlet. That car must be totally minging now. Will she want it back?

scarletforya · 15/03/2012 23:23

Their Mum has won, the chumps have spent God knows how many days sitting in a smelly damp car to 'punish' her for some disagreement or other!

ha ha ha dumbasses!

babyicebean · 15/03/2012 23:18

Can the boys give in now or will they think mum has 'won'

Cheddars · 15/03/2012 23:11

It is very strange behaviour.

Meths I hope you're not 'lurking' in a car on op's street. Grin

methsdrinker · 15/03/2012 22:37

ooooh thanks for the update have been lurking and I am watching with interest

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StateofConfusion · 15/03/2012 22:33

Well I decided today was the best day to sort some boxes in the garage --spend 3hrs observing whilst casually flicking through the odd box--

Mum came out of the car, hammered on window, two teenage lads emerge and stand on the kerb for 15-20mins whilst mum uses the car, she gets back they get straight back in.

A friend visited tonight and parked beside them, she said as soon as walking in the door, "it stinks over there, that car has food all over the parcel shelf"

Its all very strange.

Local police number rang back saying they'd contacted flagship, who kind of 'run' our estate and they're dealing with it. As I'd played the, "I'm concerned for there welbeing"

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CinnabarRed · 15/03/2012 13:40

Would have though the police can act if they're fouling the green area by using it for wee/poo [boak].

garlicbutter · 15/03/2012 13:21

Nine months.
Then Angry Mum will let them put a caravan in the garden, because of baby.

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StateofConfusion · 15/03/2012 09:04

Day 4- still there, sat cross legged, back against front seats asleep.

Dp adamant its a different girl today.

How sad is my life no more, "have a nice day, love to you and the kids texts" oh no, "diff girl in the car today, check it out and txt bk"

I've even mumsnetting on the school run!

Shall we have a bet how long it goes on?

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ifeelloved · 15/03/2012 07:40

Police can act - grrrrrrrr

ifeelloved · 15/03/2012 07:40

Surely the policeman acting if they are behaving in a lewd manner in public Grin

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