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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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Clownsarescary · 17/03/2012 22:55

If there's fornicating in that car they would be arrested. grrrrr

Eglu · 17/03/2012 22:41

This has to be one of the most bizarre things I have ever read on mn.

I would be getting nothing done while watching them.

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 22:15

spendthrift if I'd known they'd last this long I'd have set a video up seriously, I'm fascinated.

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 22:12

white there's one on my profile.

custardo we did, as have several neighbours. Nothings being done except contacting the council.

Dp has said he's going to ring again tomorrow morning as the music tonights seriously annoyed him.

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spendthrift · 17/03/2012 22:12

Dp screaming with laughter wants you to put it on vid. More seriously, report it.

Kenobi · 17/03/2012 22:04

I think you need to dump some prawns in the car when they're sleeping and really stink them out Grin

Tortington · 17/03/2012 21:45

i would have phoned the police ages ago

WhiteTrash · 17/03/2012 21:43

I need to see pictures!

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 21:41

Scarlet if that's the case they're even weirder as its a mismatched different coloured old bmw.

Millimat, roughly 160hrs.

They have the windows open this evening, the smell must be getting to them.

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scarletforya · 17/03/2012 20:32

Shock This is so weird!!

It's like one of those competitions where the people have to hold on to a car for days and the last one there gets the car Hmm

millimat · 17/03/2012 20:19

How many hours is it now then?!

MIssMarplesSideKick · 17/03/2012 20:13

They are still there!?

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 20:08

Ok I don't care they saw me dp just ran in and dragged me outide, they have a pizza delivery guy on his moped posting pizzas through the half open window.

You can't make this shit up.

I'm actually concerned me and dp are hallucinating its so SO weird.

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 20:06

Ok now they're annoying me, we have awful drum and base music vibrating through our house.

Dp finally grew a pair and tapped on the window and just said, "enough" its quieter but they're still there, engine has been running everytime I've been outside --to look--.

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Maryz · 17/03/2012 19:34

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WhiteTrash · 17/03/2012 19:31

This is great, I dont even care if its all made up I love it.

BareBums · 17/03/2012 19:19

I have to mark my place because my phone isn't "watching" this thread for some reason!

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Kenobi · 17/03/2012 19:15

state, can I just say that you are winning mumsnet right now with your hilarious thread?

I vote you go and play classical music at them very loudly, like they do in tube stations to stop youths hanging around in them.

Mirage · 17/03/2012 19:04

This is hilarious.Nothing like this happens where we live.Although someone did move into the Cricket Pavilion once.I knew summat was up when I saw lights on at odd times.

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 15:35

petite I swear to you I am not making this up! --if I was it would be far more insteresting!--

And they vanish briefly now and again, and appear back from the green over the road!

I've had to go out so can't update until this evening. But the latest is he's asleep with his face against the window and for some reason they sit back to front Hmm

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FruitShootsAndHeaves · 17/03/2012 15:32

maybe they haven't gone that long...you never know whats in the ashtray.

petitema · 17/03/2012 15:20

Are you making this up? I can't go that long without a poo.

garlicbutter · 17/03/2012 15:17

You did the right thing, Confusion! Batter on the keyboard is nothing compared to cheeky cunt man slag in smelly car garden Grin

So definitely not his social worker / health visitor, then!

He is a very ... unusual young man, innit?

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StateofConfusion · 17/03/2012 14:50

Um, original lad just seen kissing 30ish yo lady by dp.

Maybe boy is just total man slag hence mums anger Confused

Sorry for bad typing making cakes but had to update.

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garlicbutter · 17/03/2012 14:11

Oh, and you're doing your MN duty most diligently! Five stars Grin