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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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bagelmonkey · 20/03/2012 12:48

I really hope they're cleaning it to get back in. I'll be disappointed if they give up & go home now.

NorfolkNChance · 20/03/2012 12:42

State I live next to a rather large forest in East Angular. In fact I might get out of my sick bed to wander around the estate over the road looking for a steamy BMW.

That sounded better in my head.

MmeLindor. · 20/03/2012 12:33

Ha. I love you, OP. Great photos.

Covert pics - you need to make it look like you are texting, just tilt phone up a bit.

lolol at matching jammies.

ripsishere · 20/03/2012 12:22

Although given the county it's all playing out in, maybe not Grin

ripsishere · 20/03/2012 12:22

That's very flowers in the attic Barebums.

BareBums · 20/03/2012 12:07

Eww maybe that's why she kicked him/them out cos he's canoodling with his sister??

ripsishere · 20/03/2012 12:03

I bet it's for sportrelief. They are going the extra mile.
How did you shoot that second picture. It's very running away in a war zone isn't it. Did you hold it by your arse and hope?

RabidEchidna · 20/03/2012 12:03

At least they are cleaning it

Hebiegebies · 20/03/2012 11:49

I am now Envy I want my neighbours to live in their car so my DH will clean out the garage

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 11:43

Dp insists they're siblings, look similar, but but they kissed and are a bit, touchy feely

I'm off for another snoop, god bless dp for cleaning the garage today whilst there's action going on Grin

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 11:42

Pic on profile, ill pop back out again shortly and attempt a pj shot.

I'll be disapointed if they leave the car, its like having a pet, without dealing with the mess myself.

Matching pjs a dare, unlikely, people here do the school run in pjs, and I mean at 3.15pm not the morning Hmm

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garlicbutter · 20/03/2012 11:35

Grin at twin fluffy jammies Grin

Was it a dare, d'you reckon? Or maybe it was their week's holiday!

BareBums · 20/03/2012 11:35

I bet they've been told they can come back in the house IF they clean the car...or they're proving they can live in the car by cleaning it?? Confused

ripsishere · 20/03/2012 11:34

Grin are boy and girl combo siblings or partners?
I am equally fascinated and repulsed by this thread.

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 11:30

UPDATE!!!!

They have driven the car onto the grass and path outside the house, doors, windows and boot wide open and are cleaning it, like thoroughly, boy and girl, scrubbing away!

The thing I noticed first is they have matching fleece pjama bottoms on.

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 10:56

Ahh ffs, wrote a long reply and mumsnet went offline Hmm

white I feel quite sick now.

I really wish I could get my hands on one of those 'police aware' stickers to slap on the window, that would shit them up a bit.

rip they do occasionally go out, and from the amount of rubbish or the parcel shelf, there is food. And wrt washing, I've met more than a few late teen males who happily ferment for weeks before someone forces a shower on them.

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ripsishere · 20/03/2012 10:33

Coming verylate to this. I am astonished at how long they have lasted out. No showers, no lynx and how are they eating?
You've mentioned one pizza delivery, but they must be existing on sandwiches and crisps. Unless they've cunningly managed to connect a babybel to the cig lighter socket.

WhiteTrash · 20/03/2012 10:25

Ergh the smell. The rank, stale, old breath, off food, sweaty, jizzy smell.

barf

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 10:23

A week and a day.

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WhiteTrash · 20/03/2012 10:09

Its been a week now??

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 10:07

Garlic I now have really really weird images in my head Grin

I have one of those rape alarms that you pull the pin out of and it screaches like a banshee.

Wrt where its parked, we live on a cul de sac, our side of the road has driveways and garages, other side has, path then parking bays, not designated, its a case of first come first served, if that changes anything?

Dps just annoyed as its directly behind us and he panics reversing since we got a bigger car.

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Kenobi · 20/03/2012 09:55

It's time to creep up behind them with a foghorn or rape alarm, let it off then scarper. A few mornings of being woken at 6 like that and they'd soon cave.

Plus the prawns. Don't forget about the prawns. Grin

Joking aside, the council are being USELESS. You're not actually allowed to live in your car on the public highway. Time for a call directly to them I think, or report them as minors to the police.

garlicbutter · 20/03/2012 09:52

Love that he entertains friends in his mum's car!

You could combine Hebie's spa with hosing their car down? Just rub Hebie down with seaweed before squirting, you can call it thalassotherapy Wink

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 09:24

Hebie I'm not the spa type so there could be one closer, but there are two withing 20miles I know of :)

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Hebiegebies · 20/03/2012 08:49

So I could combine it with a day spa?