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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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BareBums · 21/03/2012 12:55

Haha the neighbours are actually trying to encourage this?? Hmm

Did you go dr yet? Grin

StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 12:52

Day 9 in the Jizz stinking car.

Original boy and original girl are wearing matching pjs. Seen eating, and wrestling with a duvet.

What nosey mother over the road wants to know is why they don't get in the front and fully recline the seats, instead of cramming into the back seat?

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 10:39

I know Blush I had a busy day and kind of forgot about it then rubbed my head yesterday and made it hurt all day.

Going to try and get a doctors appointment.

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BareBums · 21/03/2012 09:34

You should have gone a&e with that head injury - especially if it's the reason your feeling funny.
Hope your ok

StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 08:55

garlic better this morning usless I poke it the door swung open into my head in the wind.

rip its very cold here from 6-7pm onwards, just suddenly goes cold from a sunny and mild day, but they do appear to have the engine on in the evenings so hopefully that's for the heaters not the cigarette lighter powered vibrator.

Yes they are properly foreign, high percentage of polish people here but I honestly don't know where the car folk are from.

Thanks barebums Blush

Dp has taken ds to school as I was feeling funny last night so ill get an update from him soon :)

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BareBums · 21/03/2012 08:18

You rest dear, and for what it's worth you seem a lovely person Smile

ripsishere · 21/03/2012 07:02

Don't they get a bit chilly at night? The days have been lovely for the past couple of days, the evenings noticibly chillier, fuck knows what night time is like.
I did laugh at woman in the van, me and DH saw that with Maggie Smith.
You need to clarify something for me. Are they properly foreign or just from Norfolk? not much of a difference but important.
Hope your head feels better.

garlicbutter · 21/03/2012 00:07

Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear about your bump. Are you okay? FGS, don't let your thread keep you from resting! But we may have to fire you for incomplete updates

StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 23:00

I'd feel terrible if they were actually homeless and got moved on, we spent most of last year homeless, no mention of our car, but that maybe because we have dc?

Who knows!

Sorry I've been absent this evening managed to take a nasty knock to the head sunday and its been worse today.
Nothing new to report I'm afraid.

I'll be back first thing.

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CakeMixture · 20/03/2012 22:33

Oh yes - definately read about Alan Bennett and the lady in the van - very funny and terribly sad at the same time :o :(

CakeMixture · 20/03/2012 22:32

Hi stateofconfusion
I have only just spotted this thread!
I especially like the photo evidence to prove its not a wind up.

A friend of mine lived in his car for 5 months last year (local council said he wasnt homeless because he had his car!) - the police moved him on constantly (five or six times a night sometimes). The police wherever you live OP must have a different agenda!

bringbacksideburns · 20/03/2012 22:21

You might end up getting secretly fond of em. Like Alan Bennett and his Lady in the Van. She started off on his street and ended up on his Drive for 15 years Wink

Jackin · 20/03/2012 22:16

" I just had a argument with my caow of a mam, when she said why don't you fack off in your car with your girl slag innit. but I said I'll fack off in your car! but I don't have ignition key so I'm not going in till she says sorry.
Also this women keeps taking photos of me from over the road, I think she fancies me or summfink."

musicposy · 20/03/2012 22:05

How did I miss this thread for a week? OP, this is so entertaining! Keep posting :)

millimat · 20/03/2012 22:02

Just bumping thread up so we keep getting updates!

TheSinglePringle · 20/03/2012 21:19

I can't believe I have only just seen this thread!

state I want your sleeping in a car neighbours! I've only got a stoned giggling old woman. Might see if I can get her to start camping in the street or something Grin

CuttedUpPear · 20/03/2012 21:13

And if you say it proper Newcastle-like, there's no T in Motor (Mo-or?)

CuttedUpPear · 20/03/2012 21:08

Big Motor

StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 20:19

*nosey

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StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 20:18

Day 8 in the jizz stinking car (that now has a hint of febreeze)

Original boy looks sad, and eats what appears to be a steak bake whilst leaning on the nearside front door.

Original girl has been playing on her phone for several hours.

Nossy mother from across the road made an attempt to speak to them but they appear to not understand english.

Live eviction --is when ever the police get sick of dp--
Call 0800slutgirl to vote original girl out of the jizz stinking car
Call 0800jizzpant to vote original boy out of the jizz stinking car.

Votes cost £450 from you landline, and mobiles cost considerably more. Voting closes friday 9pm --whenever the police show up-- votes after this time may still be charged.

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SemperUbiSubUbi · 20/03/2012 20:09

"Day 16 in the jizz stinking car"

Ha ha ha ha Grin I laughed so much that I almost almost did a little trump Blush

Sittinginthesun · 20/03/2012 19:56

Just read the whole thread - a really entertaining read. If you're not careful, this will end up in Classics. Smile

Nothing wrong with being a bit of a snob, btw.

RabidEchidna · 20/03/2012 19:49

State, please when you update us can you do it in the voice of the big brother bloke Grin

Day 16 in the jizz stinking car Grin

StateofConfusion · 20/03/2012 18:33

I assume so barebums when that couldn't be further from the truth, our car is the 2nd oldest one on the street, it just stands out because its a zafira and most of the cars here are golfs/puntos/peugeot 306/7, size doesn't mean money (it cost us £500) and my pushchair given to me by a friend, clarks shoes, well I choose to buy them because I think they last well and ds is comfortable in them.

Dp took dd to take ds to school one day and someone told him they can't both be his dcs as they're too different.

I have a few friends down there so I ignore the ones who dislike me for no reason. It really doesn't bother me mostly, if it wasn't these things they'd be calling me fat or such like. Its one group of parents who grew up here and seem to dislike anyone who didn't.

I know everyone sayes oooh I'm not a snob! But I'm really not, I was a teen parent, grew up in a single parent family on a council estate. I'm just quite shy which really doesn't help me.

hebies Grin

update they seem to be back to the normal routine, only saw them move when the ice cream van arrived.

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BareBums · 20/03/2012 17:36

When you say picked on do you mean because they think youre rich/snobby?

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