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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

968 replies

StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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Hebiegebies · 22/03/2012 07:40

It's gone half seven and there is no update! Come on SofC, you're slacking here Grin

Jackin · 22/03/2012 06:35

you could have the mumsnet logo painted on the side! Grin

Jackin · 22/03/2012 06:34

Jizz stinking caravan? it doesn't sound the same. you would have thought they would have sold the car and bought an estate instead Confused

TheSockPuppet · 22/03/2012 01:13

I think would be a good idea to park the caravan in your street, but first set up lots of hidden cameras inside and set up a live feed to mn, then 'accidently' leave the door unlocked - it will be like our own version of big brother Grin

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StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 00:07

millimat I have far too much time on my hands, new area with no one I know. Ds in ft school and just an independant 3yo at home, plus dps off work for a bit so I don't have much to do around the house as he's fairly usefull.

How many hours, ummmm... Roughly 258 and a half. Just roughly.

Managed to go out, said the bin smelt haha, nothing going on but they are still in it!

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millimat · 21/03/2012 22:48

Fab photos - how many hours is it now? Am v impressed you can do these updates - it's just taken me half an hour to fill in from this time last night Grin

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 22:39

My stupid phone had a heart attack, sorry.

Not a lot to report except they still have the matching pjs on!

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noyouhavehadawee · 21/03/2012 21:26

holy shit i have just lost an hour of my life reading this - wow and Grin

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 20:59

Oooh pepper you genius! Me and dp have been planning on livening up the front garden, as you can see its rather dull.

bare I want to know how to do them friday when after two whole computer free years I get mine back!!!

Not only am I dedicated but I'm posting via a phone, that struggles to do most things let alone mumsnet!

And no when I posted I did not expect to still be going days after!

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pepperrabbit · 21/03/2012 20:53

Gnomes! (with little cameras...)

BareBums · 21/03/2012 20:52

Grin I discovered them recently and have been itching to use them, so thanks!

•I agree with getting plants
•decorate your lawn with crap so if someone nicks it you won't care

Grin
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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 20:49

And get you with your bullet points.

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pepperrabbit · 21/03/2012 20:49

I'm admiring your dedication to the cause reporting here - bet you weren't expecting this at only 83 hours!
Can you get some pots/random flowers and feign an interest in gardening? This would also provide foliage to hide surveillance equipment
Grin

orienteerer · 21/03/2012 20:49

MI5?

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 20:45

Mad as a hatter is the only logical one.

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LizzieMint73 · 21/03/2012 20:38

You need to see if you can still see the planets?

BareBums · 21/03/2012 20:37

•You have a headache and need air?
•You need to smoke
•you left something out there
•you're mad as a hatter

Grin
NorfolkNChance · 21/03/2012 20:37

Is your cat outside whether you have a cat or not is immaterial

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 20:32

Yes rabid

I've finally found something positive about getting a caravan.

Grin

Now my lovely friends, what excuse can I find to go outside?

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RabidEchidna · 21/03/2012 20:27

If you are getting a caravan can we please play how many mumsnetters can you fit in?

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 20:08

That is kinda tempting, I really do want to go and have a good nose through the windows.

Blimey, what has become of me, you lot are a bad influence Wink

Dp went and cleared the car while I settled dd so now I'm thinking of an excuse to go outside.

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Jackin · 21/03/2012 20:01

You could offer them the pressure washer, then you'd be really close and could give us lots of info.....

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StateofConfusion · 21/03/2012 19:30

gravy I hadn't even thought of that, it will up the school gate issues, I can just hear it now, "3 bed house and a 4 birth caravan, all I've got is a 1 bed flat, drugs, it must be drugs or she's a prossie"

Right the 3yo finally asleep, I'm off to clear the car of ds school stuff, ill report back.

Grin

I am not posh at all

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RabidEchidna · 21/03/2012 19:27

I love this thread

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 21/03/2012 19:10

Oh No! Don't park your caravan on your drive now! Then you really would be the posh buggers! Having a caravan that you're not even living in! It'd be like rubbing their faces in it. Grin