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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 12:25

You can't get arrested if the place you happen to keep your laptop happens to be on the bathroom windowsill pointing outside and you happened to leave the webcam on by complete and utter accident, not meaning to record the very smelly teenagers across the road, who happen to live in a car (apart from when mum's driving it) with a rodent of some kind Wink

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 12:19

"Im an unloved teenager get me out of here"

Grin

trinity whilst i am tempted to i feel it may be a step too far, my netbook has the webcam and is current at the ils, it returns home on the bank holiday, if they're still there I will attempt some footage, but I don't want to end up getting arrested Wink

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TrinityRhino · 23/03/2012 12:04

so when are you gonna set up a webcam?

Hebiegebies · 23/03/2012 12:01

Do you think we should club together to buy the couple a swim pass each so they can have a shower and a some tokens for the laundrette? This could be ther prze for sharing the car with the rodent

The rodent makes this

I'm an unloved teenager get me out of here

Rather than

Big Son Car

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 11:58

*that being my phone.

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 11:58

2yrs, well more than that computer free, its made me lazy though, that automatically capitalises stuff and spell checks as i type, so I'm likey to be attacked soon for horrendous spelling, grammar and punctuation.

They're out of the car, original boy has removed his top, I'm afraid i cant watch that anymore.

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 11:48

Welcome back to the world of big screens State

I only just recently got a laptop after ages of not having one, it does make a difference, It's just not the same on a phone.

You should have sprayed some airfreshner or something as you got out of the car to drop a hint.

Leave a can of deodrant on the bonnet with a bow wrapped around it and a note saying "Just incase you didn't realise, you're polluting our nostrils" and possibly some tissues saying "Just incase you've ran out of space to jizz in the car, get a room Grin"

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 11:35

they are still in there!!

we just had to park next to them as yet again an arsehole delivery driver has 'borrowed' our drive it does whiff over there, like driving by a dump. They still have the matching pjs on just to add to the smell. DP bless him, said maybe they have a few pairs the same.Hmm

arent things big and bright on a computer screen!

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strawberrypenguin · 23/03/2012 11:05

:o at rodent how bad must that car be! :o :o at your DP that's brilliant

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 10:44

Right

I've finished, and I'm glad I took the time to read it without ruining the end too much.

Ugh rodent, if it was me I would have grovelled to my mum LAST MONDAY to let me back in be sitting on the roof of the car - I'm very brave Hmm Ok maybe not.

Fears pegs may be needed for EVERYONE'S noses.

Don't hope it makes local news I won't be able to watch it then hope it makes national news.

That's one dedicated DP Grin

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 10:25

BLESS YOU STATES DP!! Grin

smilingthroughgrittedteeth · 23/03/2012 10:13

Yes they are still in the car.

I've just caught up with the latest, ewwwwww to a rodent can't believe they are still in there after that!

Thanks for the peg BareBums I dread to think how much they smell

TandB · 23/03/2012 10:10

i've just read the first ten pages of this. To save me reading the rest, please just tell me - is he still in the car?

Hebiegebies · 23/03/2012 10:01

Welcome LadyBabs

Hebiegebies · 23/03/2012 10:00

Could be time to call in environmental health with their decontamination suits rather than calling the police

I'm rather hoping this will make the local TV news :)

BareBums · 23/03/2012 09:58

Just think how manky that car is for there to have been a rodent most likely a rat in there! And the dirty buggers still haven't even washed themselves! They must stink! state I'm surprised you can't smell them from yours...

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 09:37

I hope for the mum's sake that they're still not there.

I want to know

No I don't

Yes I do

Oh Crap, I need to caryy on reading, before my head explodes

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 09:28

Am trying to read all of this very quickly and post without the ending being given away, It's like reading a really interesting book that you just have to read at once.

I kind of want to read last few posts to put me out of my misery, but fear that it will ruin the build up.

I'm just at this morning and had to post. They sound like lovely neighbours (I have some like that too, although they wouldn't live in a car for nearly a week I hope, at least not that I've noticed).

Oh no, I've just seen the word rat, I'm going to go back up ^^ there before I ruin any more for myself

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 09:01

eeugh a rat!!!!
bleagh.
And LOL LOL LOL LOL at "go STATE spunkwatch a go!"
Your DH can be an honorary MN for such dedication. Grin

millimat · 23/03/2012 08:48

Urghh a rat
I'd be out of there for good!
Don't worry SoC, at other end of country!

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 08:32

rip they do seem to have impressive staying power so who knows?

bagel that's a great idea, although HQ managed to loose Pom so gawd knows what would happen if they left the office!

update this morning they are reving the engine, alot. Its making me stabby.

I'm off for school/computer run now. Back around lunchtime :)

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ripsishere · 23/03/2012 07:03

D'ya think they'll still be there at bank holiday weekend? I'm driving down to Norfolk, I can't afford to take DD to a theme park, this would be the next best thing.
I wonder whether they can claim housing benefit?

Jackin · 23/03/2012 06:38

Sounds like we have a volunteer bagel!

bagelmonkey · 23/03/2012 05:59

I think mumsnet HQ should send a team out to you in a cleverly disguised van with some surveillance equipment and set up a live feed to the website.

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