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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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HippyHippopotamus · 23/03/2012 22:10

Brilliant! How do we order a badge? Grin

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 22:09

Oh no! I hope they aren't related!!
Why does DP think they are?

A jizz stinking family car?

Ewwww

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 22:02

I NEEEED a badge Grin
They quoted ME in round up!!!
So what counts a "pulling gear" these days, if you live in a car?

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:55

*your

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:54

here is you badge, the BMW Jizz Watch

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:45

im vomming at the idea of mice piss everywhere!

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:45

throws babywipes at norfolk

garlic im thinking the BMW badge with JW (jizz watch) on the front.

jax
I dont know why theyre sleeping in the car, im trying tirelessly to find out.

i think the mum is out when they go steal her food and water tbh, she does work.

dp i convinced theyre related, I'm pretty damn sure its the same couple all the time and the stuff they are doing is NOT family friendly.

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JaxTellerIsMyFriend · 23/03/2012 21:30

I have just spent an hour reading this thread! Hilarious stuff.

But WHY are they sleeping in the car, eating in the car and then going into the house? I am confused. And is the mother allowing them to eat her food, drink her drinks and use her hot water? Lastly, are they bf/gf or brother and sister?

state all these questions need answers, can you just pop over and ask them please?

You could get one of those flash card type things made up with all the questions we need answers to in various languages and just point to it.

Oh, and mice are incontinent so wee as they go along. you must put that on your flash card.

garlicbutter · 23/03/2012 21:24

Oh, VERY brilliant Round-Up! You and your faithful team of jizzcar-watchers (DP) deserve a medal. Let's make them BMW badges, eh? Just so you never forget Grin

BMW badge for the camping rodent, too.

NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 21:06

I hope that is icing on my badge... Hmm

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:05

x-post bossy Grin

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 21:04

anyone read talk round up this week.

I've laughed so hard at HQs bite size review of this thread i inhaled the sprinkles off my fab lolly and choked alot.

i'd like to thank all my loyal followers

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Bossybritches22 · 23/03/2012 21:01

See, told you!!

Classics AND the MN roundup AND they quoted me........swoon

My work here is done.... (but I will return for next update!) Grin

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 20:51

garlic if i could sit on it I'd seriously consider it, unfortunatly not only is it very high up, my neck height when stood in the bath, but its less than 2ft tall so it would be an impossible feat, i will spend the evening checking for their return. Also no need for night vision, they're in possibly the best lit part of the street.

have i let you down yet? Grin you can count on me for frequent detailed updates.

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garlicbutter · 23/03/2012 20:41

Yep, State, you need night-vision goggles and an infra-red video camera. Regrettably, I cannot provide professional surveillance equipment at short notice. Would you mind camping out on the bathroom window-sill? Just for one night?

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 20:33

You realise i won't be able to sleep until theyre back i could miss something amazing!

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NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 20:30

Finally had a wash!

Hoping there isn't too much rocking in the car later [bleurgh]

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 20:27

omg i made it to classics Grin Flowers

i luffs you all a liittle bit ya'know.

covermeup why thank you Blush

hassled i know where you mean i was there today, we are very near to high lodge.

UPDATE

Day 11 in the jizz stinking car.

original boy and girl appear to have spent most of the day in the house, this would be because they have finally washed! Original girl was seen in the car with a towel wrapped around her head.

The two of them were seen heading out it what i assume was there pulling gear

i eagerly await there drunken return.

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RabidEchidna · 23/03/2012 20:03

As it is Friday night is that not the mumsnet bumsex night, AVOID THE CAR AVOID AVOID

Hassled · 23/03/2012 18:56

Am so glad this is in Classics - have been following it for a while now.

You're doing sterling work here, StateofConfusion. We owe you for services to summat. I'm not too far from you (I'm in the City - you know, the proper one - with the Castle and that) and we were planning a forest cycle over the holidays. Will pay more attention to the forest outskirts!

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 18:49

I really really hope State is currently crawling through the undergrowth towards them with her night vision swimming goggles on, ready for some serious surveillance.
Would the mumsnet scarf be appropriate camouflage?

ripsishere · 23/03/2012 18:45

Please let there be a pampas grass patch by the car.

ripsishere · 23/03/2012 18:44

Grin how would they throw car keys into a fruit bowl though?

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 18:34

well, Friday night is party night!
They may be planning a car-warming party now they've settled in....

theonlyhb2 · 23/03/2012 17:48

i cant wait to hear what they are gonna do tonight as its friday!

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