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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:57

original boy is back out, he and original girl are now snogging leant up against the car.

im guessing thats the end of tonights action, mum has shut them out and the lights have gone off at the house.

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:55

dp was about to, bum groper just ambled off, original boy went back inside looking upset, original girl is pacing up and down

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GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:52

I'd call the police tbh Confused
Entertaining as it is...

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:51

hes back out with the keys doors open, bum groper is renched from the car onto the floor.

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:48

well im learning something new today!

He's hammering on the house door now, jeez his mums gonna go crazy!

oooh his mums answered the door, he's stormed into the house shouting susel??

doors slammed shut and woke dd --only because i have the bathroom door open--

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GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:45

NO!

NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 23:43

"spierdalag" "moja" translation anyone??

spierdalag is Polish for fuck off

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:43

this is a live feed, appolagies for very short posts.

hes rattling door handles and slapping car alot

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:42

ooook google sayes "fuck off" and "my"

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GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:42

It's like an episode of 'Cheaters'! Only better.
I am Envy I can't see!

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:42

"spierdalag" "moja" translation anyone??

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NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 23:41

It's all going to kick off I hope

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:41
Shock
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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:40

original boy is back original boy is back!!!

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NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 23:38

NFN = normal for Norfolk Grin

I should be asleep but now there is a potential threesome situation I need more info!

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:37

they are in the car!

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garlicbutter · 23/03/2012 23:22

Shock NOOOO!

Wait, am I urging an unknown girl not to cheat on her brother in their mum's car?? Shock Confused

Perhaps he's gone back to Snoggy 30-Year-Old Woman's car with her??

They can't be having a threesome (or more), can they? Not in a car.

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 23:12

norfolk im tres naive so please explain NFN?

pepper ever seen those huge novelty 21/18th badges, with lights, yeah? I think you know where im going with this! WinkGrin

spend glad you've been enjoying it.

update

one of them is back, and making a real mess of attempting to get into the car, dropping keys over and over, leaning on the car and stumbling about, again down to the way they dress i cannot guess which one it is.

i think its original girl, but wait... it is NOT original boy whos just appeared and groped her bum!

no NO NO she cant cheat on him in his mums car!!!

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spendthrift · 23/03/2012 23:03

State, this has been a grim week at work and in hospitals etc but coming home to this thread and your magnificent updates has kept me cheerful in a bonkers world.

Thank you so much.

Continue to share.

Have a fascinating night.

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 22:56

Bigger badge, yeah, whatever..

Grin I'm off to my bed now, in my lovely indoors bedroom. Are you and DP on 2 hour shifts to keep watch overnight State?
NorfolkNChance · 23/03/2012 22:55

Well you are in Norfolk now, are they NFN?

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 22:21

grazy in his defence they do look alike, but to be fair most people on this estate do. We really do not fit in.

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StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 22:20

I really do have to much time on my hands don't i?

caravans not arrived yet, when its here your invites will arrive with badges Wink

pepperrabbit would you like a larger size badge as you are one of HQs chosen ones

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garlicbutter · 23/03/2012 22:17

Fantastic badge, State! I've ordered mine :)

covermeup · 23/03/2012 22:11

LOVE the badge hahaha

Pleaseeee can we all turn up on your street wearing our badges and spy from your caravan?!

Although I actually live quite near you so might just come and spy anyway Grin