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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

968 replies

StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 24/03/2012 15:29

Aw I missed all the excitement! Envy

Jackin · 24/03/2012 14:23

Those that wanted a party, guess there won't be any trouble finding guests! Wink

lemonbonbons · 24/03/2012 14:00

Everlong - do not read any more of the 'last pages' - you must start from the beginning.

As another poster said earlier on , you should never read the back page of a book until you have got to it.

P.s. I d also like a photograph of your bath and window Blush

Bossybritches22 · 24/03/2012 12:55

noyouhave me too!

and my FB group has nominated it as their favourite thread....Grin

State you are indeed a marathon sticky-beaker & poster, proud to "know" you!

Hebiegebies · 24/03/2012 11:54

You need to organise a party this weekend so you can spill out onto front garden

noyouhavehadawee · 24/03/2012 09:47

Oh my god i am officially hooked to this thread Grin. I havent even had breakfast i came on here first

RabidEchidna · 24/03/2012 09:34

State you need to copy write this for a screen play.

JaxTellerIsMyFriend · 24/03/2012 09:25

Woke up this morning feeling rubbish, but having read the overnight updates I am now a lot chipper.

well done state we now know that the car sleeping couple are polish.
She isnt fussy about where she gets her sexy time, nor who she sexy times with.

I cant believe he knocked his mum up to get the spare keys to turf out kissy boy. And worse, Mum gave him the keys... this is like Polish neighbours! Grin

Hebiegebies · 24/03/2012 08:48

Why did I have an early night last night?! Missed all the excitement

ThisWeekonFancyPuffin · 24/03/2012 08:38

StateofConfusion for services to the MN community you deserve an award Grin

everlong · 24/03/2012 08:31

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lemonbonbons · 24/03/2012 08:26

It has taken me an hour to read this thread so far.

It might just have been the best hour of my life !

Keep updating - i love your descriptions.

ripsishere · 24/03/2012 08:18

but look www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-17485292, show them that and they could apply for the empty flat. They wouldn't need to bother cleaning it, they are clearly masters of living in filth.

DeterminedandSpecialMum · 24/03/2012 08:11

DP has read this thread wants to know where exactly in East Anglia so he can Stalk them too Grin

ripsishere · 24/03/2012 07:28

and the dormouse could be a reference to the rodent that my cats could have got had you offered them to the couple.

ripsishere · 24/03/2012 07:28

Oh, look like their urban camping is coming to an end.
Is a safer neighbourhood car a police one?

HippyHippopotamus · 24/03/2012 02:31

StateofC... You're going above the call of duty to MN here..well done you!!

SingingSands · 24/03/2012 00:46

I've just read this entire thread, on my phone, feeling a bit dizzy now!

Wonder what will happen tomorrow?

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StateofConfusion · 24/03/2012 00:11

A safer neighbourhood car has just appeared, me and dp are breaking our --no fucker sees me on the throne-- quiet bathroom rules for you!

Something about they'll be back tomorrow to check at some point after several reports over the week and now a report of violence.

Someone hold me back, I want them to leave them alone in the car now.

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LeFob · 24/03/2012 00:10

How did you overhear "spierdalag" and "moja", write them in here in the correct spellings and translate them in under one minute?

Original poster
StateofConfusion · 24/03/2012 00:08

Google translate put suzel as slag, maybe that's it.

Blooming laptop battery is flat so I'm back to my phone, they're in the car! There is um movement.

I'm afraid I have to go to bed! Plus dp wants the bathroom, so ill have one last check in before I bid you all goodnight x

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garlicbutter · 24/03/2012 00:02

Good lord, breakup and makeup in under 4 mins?!

The pair of them should post on Relationships, they need to set their standards higher!

garlicbutter · 24/03/2012 00:00

"susel" => "dormouse" Confused

Maybe I should try a different translator.

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:59

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Bloody hell he moved on fast! The forgiving type? Or maybe it's her mums car?

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 23/03/2012 23:58

Oh dear :(
He's gone into the house! Don't say the thread is coming to an end...
oh and their relationship. Obvs.