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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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StateofConfusion · 26/03/2012 10:43

Morning all,

Day 14
They are still in the car, still no exciting activity, they're back to just sitting there.

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autumnchild · 26/03/2012 10:07

I think State was using dopey aunt as excuse.......she's gone to join them in the jizzstinkingcar Grin. at least we'll get "closer to the action" updates

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 26/03/2012 09:34

Oh State, hope you're feeling better.

Are they still there?

Jackin · 26/03/2012 07:28

Hope you're feeling better state .

Bossybritches22 · 26/03/2012 07:21

I would think environmental health or some such busy-clipboard- bearing department will be told eventually & spoil the fun!

Aha lighbulb moment maybe they're trying to get council housing so have to claim they are homeless ??

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StateofConfusion · 26/03/2012 00:26

I have to say i will feel more than a little bit sad when they eventually give in, because they can't there forever, can they?

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therumoursaretrue · 26/03/2012 00:00

Love these updates State! I can't believe how long they have been there now, madness!

Hope your feeling a bit better soon.

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StateofConfusion · 25/03/2012 23:48

its a bmw hatchback saloon, fairly average sized car.

Not a car you can really stretch your legs in.

This evening they have magazines and are watching something on a phone/handheld console?

Havent been able to check often as I'm feeling a bit rough

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millimat · 25/03/2012 20:45

I remember reading this thread a week ago and being amazed at how someone could stay in the car. Can't believe it's now double that time...
Is it a huge car?

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StateofConfusion · 25/03/2012 19:03

theonlyhb2

I had actually planned to do the front garden today but my DA --(dopey aunt)-- got concussion so were visiting to give her a hand and stay with her whilst my uncles at rugby training.

As we left this morning they were still asleep!!!

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theonlyhb2 · 25/03/2012 17:28

as it was so nice today you could of cut down said hedge (slowly as to be able to spy and film going ons with a camera hidden in yr sun hat) and we could of arranged amazon delivery of stall for you to stand on to see out window in a bit more comfort. Missed opportunity i feel

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StateofConfusion · 25/03/2012 12:50

mothership

really... i will read that link later --as im neglecting two hungry under 5s--

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StateofConfusion · 25/03/2012 12:48

trojan egg is an excellent idea bagel i do however think we would end up wanting to bleach our eyes!

rips im not very technical at all but mumsnet mobile uploading pics is easy, ask me to do it on a laptop and ill stare blankly for 20mins scratching my head, despite owning a computer since i was 4 i appear to be miles behind my 4yr old in navigating one.

On the subject of the 4yo that is why i am so late updating you all, he was busy building sunflower valley and couldnt possibly stop Hmm -- bribed him off with crisps--

update

day 13 in the jizz stinking car, all is quiet, original boy and girl are sound asleep, a knotted bag of takeaway boxes sits outside the door (maybe rodent gate taught them something)

Anyway im off to visit family, i however have few manners and will take my laptop and update you on jizz watch happenings as i load the car and reverse next to it for a really good stare! As soon as i can when i arrive Wink

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vogonmothership · 25/03/2012 12:45

Delurking to say how much I am loving this, thank you State. Did you know that Alan Bennett had an old lady living in a van outside his house for 18 years he wrote a book and a play about her - there's gold in that there jizzwagon...

Jackin · 25/03/2012 10:18

Trojan egg! Grin

millimat · 25/03/2012 09:56

Judging by the current weather, how about leaving some things for them to bbq on the car bonnet instead??

TrinityRhino · 25/03/2012 09:48

Bagelmonkey that is a fantastic idea Grin

bagelmonkey · 25/03/2012 09:40

Do we have time to make a kinder egg where the 'toy' is actually a tiny spy-cam that could provide us with a live video feed from WITHIN the car? Like a Trojan egg.

Although maybe we'd need to bleach our eyes if we saw too much. It could backfire.

Tw1gl3t · 25/03/2012 08:25

or better still, those small , plastic eggs each one stuffed with a few baby wipes....

Tw1gl3t · 25/03/2012 08:24

Surely we could all post kinder eggs in through the sunroof while they're sleeping?

BareBums · 25/03/2012 08:15

State that's why I said she "looks" angelic Wink my DD is the same!

I used to know a few Polish friends but lost contact, I'm sure your new jizz friends will appreciate an egg on their doorstep bonnet Grin

ripsishere · 25/03/2012 07:41

all questions put to them.
You seem very computer savvy what with your photos on profile Envy. You could set up a Q+A ala HQ. In fact you could ask for a loan of Tech so he can set it all up.
It is MNHQs duty. Fact.

ripsishere · 25/03/2012 07:39

Morning to the fellow spunkjizzcarwatchers.
I've an idea for an introductory chat. Knock on the car windown and let them know that it is traditional to offer your (car dwelling) neighbours free use of the bathroom on clocks go foreward day. Explain that in return, it is usual custom and practice to answer all questions truthfully.

nobutyeahbut · 25/03/2012 00:27

I haven't looked at this thread for day but iu can't believe they are still bloody there!!

Am going to have to read last couple of pages now!

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StateofConfusion · 25/03/2012 00:24

you want me to make cake, for strangers.

I bet aldi will sell them, they always have the forrin stuff in.

bossy tbf during the day i just walk out bold as brass and look, pretend to go to teh car/bin its only after dark dp has forced me to resort to the upstairs bathroom window. Downstairs one would be just as good if he'd cut the hedge and i had a step stool.

i know garlic, norfolk is going to be very usefull Grin

DS is an expert at videoing on my ipod --when im showering/weeing etc Angry-- so that shouldnt be an issue, except my ils are here for the bank holiday weekend, mil is great though, i bet she'd ask them what they're doing!

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