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Original poster

there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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Hebiegebies · 27/03/2012 07:45

The plot thickens

RabidEchidna · 27/03/2012 07:28

Oh I love this thread, all life is here

bagelmonkey · 27/03/2012 06:44

Maybe they had to switch to a new green because theyve run out of toilet spots on the first one.

Jackin · 27/03/2012 06:29

you need a telescope. If they're in matching pj's. they could be twins!

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 00:10

lady thats why i said im sacking him, his reports are getting unreliable.

Im sure he is wrong.

Nothing too exciting this evening, they had a wander around the green behind my house instead of the one over the road, makes my spying more comfortable.

Although wtf are they going to do on our green?? I need to go and investigate the other one tomorrow dont i?

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 27/03/2012 00:06

But, how can OG be pregnant if she's a boy?????? Hmm

theonlyhb2 · 26/03/2012 22:00

so does this mean OB is bisexual?! now that IS more interesting.........

your DP might need to go to specsavers

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StateofConfusion · 26/03/2012 21:16

DP spent alot of time outside today [notimpressedemoticon] and is now convinced that original girl is a boy...?

Now i feel despite his previous valiant efforts to inform and help the MNTW team, it is in fact time to let him go.

yes she is a bit butch but... um, thats a far as my arguement goes.

Anyway, the only excitement today is they played football on the green behind my house so i could have a good nose, nothing interesting happened, except she's better at football than him.

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millimat · 26/03/2012 20:16

DH would think I was mad if I went on about something like this, but secretly would also be watching very carefully Hmm
OldLady I have learned something today!!!

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 26/03/2012 19:44

I actually love his thread. Everytime I get a chance, I'm on here checking what's going on.

I hope for their own sakes that it's not a NFN baby, but it would be great for this story Grin

I also love your DP's dedication to the cause, letting you know when he sees something odd

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 26/03/2012 19:35

POAS = Pee On A Stick, take a pregnancy test.

millimat · 26/03/2012 19:33

pepper what is POAS?

GravyAndALumpyMashBaby · 26/03/2012 19:05

Garlicbutter loving your research!
I hope she isn't pregnant! They wouldn't be in the car much longer to entertain us if she is
I would worry about her! Blush

pepperrabbit · 26/03/2012 17:14

Guess we missed the live POAS (in the boot) thread?

theonlyhb2 · 26/03/2012 16:57

maybe they will get a roof rack for the sprog?

JaxTellerIsMyFriend · 26/03/2012 15:40

oh no, not a baby too. OR maybe she has the scoots? possible, eating all that junk food.

garlicbutter · 26/03/2012 14:51

They may be reading mumsnet but they don't appear to posting their own unusual lifestyle online - could be on facebook, I guess. Using Google's powers of translation, I searched for "living in my car" recent posts in Polish. I did find half a dozen Polish people living in cars in Poland - and one in the US, where I gather it's also the done thing. One Polish couple had a baby and a toddler! Their car was more of an Escort than a Beemer.

State, would you just pop over and ask them their Facebook and Twitter names, please?

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StateofConfusion · 26/03/2012 14:24

thats what me and dp were thinking millimat

But then she was drinking the other night and took another man back? Confused Although having watched jermey kyle it would appear that means nothing.

I really hope not, i really do.

barebums you'd have thought but apparently people have done this for years at a time! The mind boggles!

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BareBums · 26/03/2012 14:21

They must have broke some record by now surely?!

millimat · 26/03/2012 14:11

Maybe its because there's a baby on the way they got kicked out? Could you imagine being pregnant AND stuck in a car?!

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StateofConfusion · 26/03/2012 13:34

uuuummm, right, either they're reading this thread, messing around or NFN baby isn't as unlikely as we first thought, DP --who i cannot wait to go back to work-- is jet washing the outside of the garage and our front path etc Hmm Original girl is leant on the car and original boy comes over and rubs her belly, dp doing his mumsnet duty calls me, and indeed OB rubs her tummy again...

I will keep a keen eye open for a midwife...

and im loling Grin at the idea of anyone living in a smart car!

Hebies dp wanted to give them a tin of beans, the challenge opening and cooking them with nothing but the car for help... he didnt forward think that one, i broke our tin opener and stabbed open a tin of beans with the padlock key for the garage, because it was long (not one of my finer moments it had been one of those days)

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Hebiegebies · 26/03/2012 12:04

Time for another challenge me thinks. You've done the car clean and the rodent, how about

Getting mum to lock them in the car and see how long they take to escape

Giving them the items needed to make planted window boxes ad judging the results

Calling the local news to interview them

Get them to learn all the actions to a popular song and give a display to the neighbours

Jackin · 26/03/2012 11:15

Or they won't be able to afford the payments on the big car, and have to downsize. Smartcar meybe?

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 26/03/2012 11:09

I hope they move out before you get bored of updating us.

Maybe after all this fornicating she really will conceive and then they'll have to upgrade to a bigger car for the brother and sister mummy and daddy and little NFN baby to live in

TheNewandImprovedMrsHollywood · 26/03/2012 11:05

It's taken me two days to catch up with this thread and I can't tell you how thrilled I am that they are still there!!

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