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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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StateofConfusion · 28/03/2012 00:19

oldraver's been at the Wine Wink

That would have been very sureal!

This poor rabbit always looks terrified, and she makes out its the kid who wants to, the same one who ignores the rabbit entirely!

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oldraver · 27/03/2012 23:27

Walk a rabbit to school. We were at the ford on Sunday and a white rabbit appeared form a drive so we ended up chasing it back to its house and a girl in pyjamas at 4pm came out to say she had been looking for it for ages.

I thought chasing a white rabbit was surreal

BareBums · 27/03/2012 21:59

I can't talk, I tried to walk my cat when I was little Grin she was having none of it!

BareBums · 27/03/2012 21:58

Haha Shock
I once saw two boys (yes boys) "walking" their ferret (yes ferret!) in Harrow Shopping Centre... Confused

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 21:21

geraldine if you wandered my lovely area you would not be shocked, someone carries a rabbit to school everyday, yes a real one.

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geraldinetheluckygoat · 27/03/2012 21:14

It's taken me two days to read this thread and I've bloody loved it!!! Although slightly shocked that they are so old, I was imagining them to be about sixteen.....

Sweep, you are a comic genius!!!

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 21:13

barebums dp thinks you lot are a terrible influence, i made him stop in the middle of the road and pretend to fiddle with sat nav whilst i 'took a picture of dd'

im obsessed when they move out it will be like my hamster dying, ill need more coucilling.

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TheGrimSweeper · 27/03/2012 21:07

OMG

BareBums · 27/03/2012 21:06

Well done State!

19-27!....Shock

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 20:31

vogon ive never seen the interior light on, they are right under a street lamp though.

wrigle well done, it does seem though that there is no end in sight, you might want to panic buy some chocolate before the shortage Grin

lemon maybe they have a different corner like my mums rabbits?

update

Day 15 in the jizz stinking car.

nosey mum (me) meets original boy and girl up close at the ice cream van, original boy has an aroma, however original girl is very clean and tidy --despite dire dress sense-- on closer inspection their ages are guestimated at 19-27.

New pic on profile, however i hadnt accounted for the fact that you cant zoom on here like i can on my phone, make of it what you will.

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lemonbonbons · 27/03/2012 19:33

Where do you think they wee ? ( presuming they poo on the green ) Grin

ovaltine · 27/03/2012 17:52

well done wrigle, you can't get the full drama in a short synopsis! at least they could get a mattress in the back of an escort van. perhaps attach an awning too? maybe you could get them some hanging baskets to put on the rearview mirrors

wrigle · 27/03/2012 17:33

Well done State, I am proud to have just sat through the whole of this start to finish, having consumed a large bag of crisps and lots of chocolate, as is genre appropriate.

vogonmothership · 27/03/2012 17:03

When it gets dark do they switch on the interior light? Or do they have torches?

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 16:52

We saw them in town later, obviously mum doesnt allow them to use the car off the drive anymore.

They're back in there now, its hot here and they have jumpers on, windows are open but they're in the full sun!

i have another photo but im possibly burning dinner typing this so ill post later Grin

and no, there is no drugs, well not being sold or brought from there anyway.

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LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 27/03/2012 14:55

No, you have to read it all, it's amazing (You don't read the last page of a book before the rest of the book do you )

That's their new premises, that seals the deal then, she's having a NFN baby

Beadley · 27/03/2012 12:01

26 pages - that would take days! Anyone care to give a synopsis?!

ovaltine · 27/03/2012 11:59

i suggest you read the whole thread!!! with a cup of tea and some cake. it is worth it. trust me

perceptionreality · 27/03/2012 11:46

I haven't read the whole thread but I see people where I live sitting in cars for hours and various other people appear, get in the car, out of the car and disappear. I think they must be selling drugs personally.

ovaltine · 27/03/2012 11:44

they get into a back of a van so they are selling drugs?! maybe there just isn't enough room in the front of said van!?

perceptionreality · 27/03/2012 11:14

Selling drugs? That's a fairly likely explanation.

garlicbutter · 27/03/2012 11:08

Hmm, back of a van? Either they're thinking of moving house to larger premises, or have been inveigled into one of those tea-towel selling scams.

Have they turned up on your doorstep with an array of badly-made clothes pegs yet?

BareBums · 27/03/2012 10:50

Oo maybe she's trying to get a feel of her new neighbours!!
You have to give them an Easter egg now, you know that don't you? You have inadvertently kind of adopted them Grin

Next they'll be round waiting for tea in the car Wink

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StateofConfusion · 27/03/2012 10:18

donkey thats inspired

update

day 15 in the jizz stinking car.

On arriving home from school this morning, original girl said hello to me. Blush

Then a small escort style van pulled up and they got into the back Hmm

They do appear to use vehicles in an unusual way

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DonkeyTeapot · 27/03/2012 09:25

State maybe put a notice up:

Please do not poo here, use other green.