to tell me what a piece of piss Chicken and Sweetcorn soup is to make! It takes 5 minutes and costs fuck all. I have being buying this stuff you know? With ACTUAL money.
One idle google and 10 minutes later dd and I have a pan full for lunch, it's lovely.
It was bad enough finding out about cleaning washing machines, and Veet to unclog hairy plug holes.... and now you failed to tell me this 
Well you horrible lot, what else have you being holding out on, and keeping from me?????