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Ways of Dying in 1665

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 11:36

So I'm just copying out a weekly Bill of Mortality from London, 1665 (don't ask!)

Look at some of the ways of dying - anyone care to hazard a guess at what some of them might be?!

Plague - 7165 (IN A WEEK!!!)
Childbed - 42 Sad - just goes to show, it's all very well bemoaning medicalised childbirth/interventions/CSs but look at the alternative
Grief - 3 (Not bloody surprising - wonder what the actual medical cause was?)
Griping in the Guts - 51!
Rising of the Lights - 11 (WTF was that then? In offal, are the lights the lungs, right?)
Kingsevil - 2 (Don't ask me how I know this, but I believe this to be scrofula)
Wormes - 15 (OH EM GEE, you could die of worms )
Impostume - 11 (what?!)
Frighted - 3 (three people scared to death in a week Shock)
Winde - 3 (Oh yeah. FARTED TO DEATH)

I realise I am a bit morbid Hmm

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mousymouseafraidofdogs · 06/02/2012 19:22

had a long discussion with dh about this thread. he is an absolut history geek and can remember all those dates that keep falling out of my head
the dark ages after the fall of the roman empire must have been really tough for all the knowledge being lost/not passed on (no time?) to future generations.
the greeks and romans with their life-like statues and grand buildings. then nothing (survived) for centuries, just look at the childlike illustrations of early books.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 06/02/2012 19:21

I read one where someone smuggled a tiny vial of chicken's blood into the bed Grin

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TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 19:20

Ariel, yes one historical novelist, I think it's Norah Lofts, has her borrowing his pocket knife and cutting her heel to get some blood.

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 19:19

NanBullen - that's an interesting thought re the skulls.
I probably wouldn't be so bothered about Henry and Elizabeth because I think we have a fair idea what they looked like, but the portraits of Anne Boleyn are more stylised/not so good, and based on them I find it hard to picture her as a real person so I would love them to do her.

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 19:16

The vast majority of women don't bleed - excellent article about the vaginal corona formerly known as the hymen but I suppose at the time the belief that they did was widespread?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 06/02/2012 19:15

Its less about him being a catch and more a case of self preservation. After Arthur died, Henry VII refused to return Katherine to Spain, refused to give back her dowry and allowed her to live in poverty. Its more likely she married Henry to improve her lot than for any other reason. (although he was probably a slightly better choice than his father, who was interested in marrying her before he died! Confused

ArielNonBio · 06/02/2012 19:13

Ah, there were ways and means of faking blood on sheets.

ScatterChasse · 06/02/2012 19:07

Wouldn't they have expected blood on the sheets though if they had? Although from the sound of it, at that time Henry was more of a catch than Arthur, so I can't really blame her!

NanBullen · 06/02/2012 19:04

Just to be totally morbid, apparently Catherine Parr's coffin was opened in the 1800's (i think) and she was really well preserved. Not sure how?

Anyway, i know it'll never happen but i'd love for henry 8th, anne boleyn's and elizabeth 1st coffins to be opened just to have a look! i would love their skulls to be used to make up an image of them. you know, like on history cold case.

Love this thread!

and yes Henry 8th was a twat Grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 06/02/2012 18:59

Nobody knows if Arthur and Katherine consummated their marriage. She swore they didn't because it was vital to the validity of her marriage to H8 that she married him a virgin.
Arthur told his menservants the morning after "last night I was in Spain", which was assumed to mean that they did the deed.
The curse on H8 was spoken by a nun caught up in the disollution. Basically if he married Anne Boleyn, dogs would lick his blood.

ArielNonBio · 06/02/2012 18:54

I have heard tell it's the worst pain ever. Especially when you have to pass it.

Hope he's ok Mirage.

Honey IS an antiseptic. And apparently it is so nutrient rich you could live solely on it and water. The tragedy is we are losing our honey bees at a catastrophic rate :(

Mirage · 06/02/2012 18:43

You will be glad to know that this thread has had a practical application.DH was very poorly last night,with severe pains in his lower abdomen and back.In the early hours I managed to persuade him to go to A&E as I thought it was kidney stones.Well I was right and it was.[smug face] I helpfully reminded him that I had also diagnosed his appendicitis a few years back,when our GP said it was constipation.

I then entertained him whilst waiting,by telling him about Pepys and how he had his stone removed with no anaesthetic.He said that the pain was so bad that he could see why an op would be preferable.I'm sure he is very grateful to us all for helping pass the time.Wink

MoreBeta · 06/02/2012 18:43

Honey was used as an antiseptic in the middle ages and still is in the Middle East. Great healing properties.

ScatterChasse · 06/02/2012 18:25

Ooh, I'm like Gwyneth

When did we get moved to Classics?

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 18:17

Gwyneth

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 18:16

And by Demi Moore to help her look young and beautiful.
Talking of which, when we were discussing cupping earlier, I didn't get a chance to mention there was a craze for that among Hollywood slebs - there were photos of Gwyneth Paltrow with photos of marks where she'd been cupped.

ScatterChasse · 06/02/2012 18:13

Oh sorry, yes. I was muddled! They are still used though, because they produce an anticoagulant.

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 18:12

just googled leeches and maggots, it is all very interesting! Honey is making a comeback too apparently.

ArielNonBio · 06/02/2012 18:10

And maggots too. They are still used to remove infected tissue.

TunipTheVegemal · 06/02/2012 18:10

Isn't it maggots that are being used to remove necrotic tissue, and the leeches are to stop blood clotting?

ScatterChasse · 06/02/2012 18:05

Leeches are a good idea, you do still find them used very occasionally to remove necrotic tissue.

Eugenics, medically speaking, is sensible, no different to selective breeding. Obviously where it falls apart is on moral grounds. But in theory it wasn't that bad an idea.

ArielNonBio · 06/02/2012 17:18
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mathanxiety · 06/02/2012 17:12

Happens a lot in Afghanistan, parts of Pakistan, Ethiopia and the Horn of Africa Sad Angry

wrt the church and science -- interesting paper, long and starts slowly but maybe worth a read. Progress has been bumpy but to say the Church has operated through history like the proverbial wet blanket is really not a hypothesis that stands up to examination.

I think we have seen even in this thread how hard it is for even those without some sort of basic religious belief at stake to accept new ideas and understand, for instance, the necessity of washing hands between patients (the experience of Semmelweis). It's not as a result of any fundamental characteristic of the church as an institution that certain lines of scientific inquiry met resistance. There are dumb people out there in all walks of life, and even the world of medical science has gone up more than a few blind alleys (lobotomies, eugenics, leeches).

ScatterChasse · 06/02/2012 16:40

Yes, she was still about years later wasn't she? I think she organised/supervised quite a lot of the entertainment and banquets when Henry married Catherine of Aragon and was regent at that time wasn't she?

ArielNonBio · 06/02/2012 16:26

She was a very interesting woman, Margaret Beaufort. Even before Philippa Gregory got hold of her.