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Ways of Dying in 1665

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 11:36

So I'm just copying out a weekly Bill of Mortality from London, 1665 (don't ask!)

Look at some of the ways of dying - anyone care to hazard a guess at what some of them might be?!

Plague - 7165 (IN A WEEK!!!)
Childbed - 42 Sad - just goes to show, it's all very well bemoaning medicalised childbirth/interventions/CSs but look at the alternative
Grief - 3 (Not bloody surprising - wonder what the actual medical cause was?)
Griping in the Guts - 51!
Rising of the Lights - 11 (WTF was that then? In offal, are the lights the lungs, right?)
Kingsevil - 2 (Don't ask me how I know this, but I believe this to be scrofula)
Wormes - 15 (OH EM GEE, you could die of worms )
Impostume - 11 (what?!)
Frighted - 3 (three people scared to death in a week Shock)
Winde - 3 (Oh yeah. FARTED TO DEATH)

I realise I am a bit morbid Hmm

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Thumbwitch · 04/02/2012 14:06

Samhain is Hallowe'en

ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 14:06

Samhain is the Celtic festival of the New Year I believe, coinciding with Halloween?

Thumbwitch · 04/02/2012 14:06

I prefer holly trees, to be honest - mind you, they have dodgy associations as well, I seem to remember...

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 14:05

A thread in Classics!

What does Samhain mean??

I do remember there is an AGatha Christie where someone dies of 'taxin' poisoning which I think was from a tea made of yew berries.

Amazing how easy it would be to kill someone if you were truly determined - I mean, there's belladonna growing in the verge just outside our London flat!

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ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 14:05

A tree does all that? Wow!

I'm just off to commune with our local yew.

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 14:04

but Scout, death is a form of transformation and it is never final.
A Yew just told me.

ScoutJemAndBoo · 04/02/2012 14:03

I am going to nominate this thread for classics as it is too interesting to die out.

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 14:03

'The Yew tree, or Yew wood, the Tree ogham Idho , is the link to spiritual guidance through your ancestors, guides and guardians in the Otherworld. The Yew is here to remind us that there are other levels of existence beyond this material plane. By understanding the illusionary nature of the life we have created for ourselves, we can live our lives more consciously. Often death is fraught with a sense of loss, but the Yew can teach us to see death as a form of transformation and that it is never final.'

Clearly we can all learn a lot from the Yew.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 14:02

This thread is like the weirdest stream of consciousness there has ever been Grin

You don't get this shit on NetHuns

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ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 14:01

I didn't notice that! So it's by a Pagan Celtic Type!

Thumbwitch · 04/02/2012 14:00

Yowch to the idea of palate repair without anaesthetic, just thinking of the anaesthetic jabs I've had in the roof of my mouth, I can just imagine!

Rowan tree - protective against witches; not sure about yew and witch association. (Sorry, just needed to expand my previous comment).

Tympany - bet that has to do with the belly swelling up and being tight as a drum (timpani), eh?

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 14:00

oh Ariel I like the way it says 'Originally published Samhain 1997' at the top Smile

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 14:00

Scout as far back as that? Wow. Amazing how surgery could be incredibly sophisticated thousands of years ago and the West didn't catch up for centuries. I saw a programme once about the first nose-job and it was hundreds and hundreds of years ago, in India, using a leaf Shock

I may well drop you a line sometime :)

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ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 14:00

(@ Thumbwitch not Stratters)

ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 13:59

I KNOW! I WAS TRYING TO BE AMUSING Grin

SarahStratton · 04/02/2012 13:59

No, Ariel is right, the yew is associated with pagan sites. Churches were built on pagan sites, as part of the displacement of the old religions. As yews are very long lived, most churches still have yews growing in the churchyards.

ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 13:59

Yew trees Disclaimer - I have not read the whole thing.

Apparently there is a yew tree somewhere in Perthshire which is over 3000 years old. It's Europe's oldest living thing, or something.

Thumbwitch · 04/02/2012 13:58

PMSL Ariel - you're fine! I just can't help myself. Blush
Except it would have been the tetanus bacteria that would have become resistant to the penicillin, and it would have continued to produce tetanus toxin, which is what kills you. (Assuming it was tetanus, but it usually is something like that where rosebushes are concerned).

yew and rowan are both associated with witches, aren't they?

ScoutJemAndBoo · 04/02/2012 13:57

Scarlett, I am the world mum expert in clefts and am happy to helpmyou out if you need. First recorded lip repair 300 years BC in china, palate repair unheard of until chloroform as it was agonising to do without anaesthetic.
Tutankhumun had a cleft apparently.

fridakahlo · 04/02/2012 13:57

The yew is because it is meant to have sophoric (sp?) Effects, therefore planting lots in graveyards will keep any wandering restless spirits under control.
Apparently you should never fall asleep under a yew bush/tree either.

dreamingbohemian · 04/02/2012 13:57

Oh a History Geek club would be lovely Smile

Thumbwitch, apparently where we live in France, you can take your wild mushrooms to the chemist and they will tell you if they're poisonous or not. I'm still not sure I'd risk it!

ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 13:56

But if the yews were sacred, would they then have hacked bits off them to make weaponry?

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 13:55

Because there were so many churches, and they were central focal points for the community, so if there was an invasion everyone knew where to go so they could knock up a quick batch of longbows in haste!!!

Scout this is making me want mine, too - i think I lent it to someone

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TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 13:55

One theory I have heard re yew in churchyards was that it was needed for bows, so it had to be planted somewhere (so the villages could send their requisite number of archers to fight the French when required). But as they didn't want the animals to eat it, and churchyards were typically fenced off, the churchyard was the ideal place.
However, it is also the case that yew already had a reputation as a sacred tree and churches were often put in places that were already sacred, so the yew may have been there in some cases before the church.

Finallyfinally · 04/02/2012 13:55

I saw this at school. I remember thinking Griping in the Guts was probably appendicitis / peritonitis