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Ways of Dying in 1665

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 11:36

So I'm just copying out a weekly Bill of Mortality from London, 1665 (don't ask!)

Look at some of the ways of dying - anyone care to hazard a guess at what some of them might be?!

Plague - 7165 (IN A WEEK!!!)
Childbed - 42 Sad - just goes to show, it's all very well bemoaning medicalised childbirth/interventions/CSs but look at the alternative
Grief - 3 (Not bloody surprising - wonder what the actual medical cause was?)
Griping in the Guts - 51!
Rising of the Lights - 11 (WTF was that then? In offal, are the lights the lungs, right?)
Kingsevil - 2 (Don't ask me how I know this, but I believe this to be scrofula)
Wormes - 15 (OH EM GEE, you could die of worms )
Impostume - 11 (what?!)
Frighted - 3 (three people scared to death in a week Shock)
Winde - 3 (Oh yeah. FARTED TO DEATH)

I realise I am a bit morbid Hmm

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RustyBear · 04/02/2012 18:07

Mine was second hand on Amazon - about £6 I think, but it's a 'good clean copy' as they say, and I don't think it's got any silverfish...

SarahStratton · 04/02/2012 17:59

It's £25 on Amazon, but I bought a second hand copy for £3.15.

Wigeon · 04/02/2012 17:57

Gosh - had no idea the Old Bailey records were online!

Have just been randomly looking at records. Found this one, from a list of final words by criminals about to be hanged at Tyburn on 18 December 1691. Absolutely tragic:

IV. Mary Mott, Condemned for killing her Male Bastard Child, she said, that he who begat it, promised her Marriage: When she was quick with Child, she sent him notice of it, but he ran away, and took no Care of her, so distrusting Gods Providence how she should maintain the Child, she put it up in a Basket, and exposed it in a Gutter, to starving. She said that she had an hard cruel heart, for which she now Relents, as also, for Sabbath breaking, for Drunkenness, and the frequent neglect of Prayer and all other Religious Dutys.

And moments before she was actually hanged:

Mary Mott, was seemingly very Penitent, Crying out for Pardoning Mercy from God; for so bloody a Fact, as the Murther of the Innocent Child; but being overwhelmed with Grief, she could not express her sorrow for her sins, and particularly for that for which she Dyed.

Sad

Makes you very grateful for all the support single, unmarried mothers of "bastard children" can access these days.

HazeltheMcWitch · 04/02/2012 17:42

Am loving this thread - and have not read through to the end - yet . I've jumped ahead to ask y'all - where on earth are you finding the Faber Book of Reportage ? I can only find 2nd hand copies, and I hate buying 2nd hand over the internet after I managed to introduce a load to silverfish to my beloved books and had to borrow a spare freezer to get rid...

oldraver · 04/02/2012 17:27

I had Scarlett Fever when I was about 6/7, so early seventies. If I remember rightly the skin on my hands peeled off. (though I have also had Chicken Pox, and Measles so could of been one of them)

hackmum · 04/02/2012 17:27

I'm old enough to remember our physics teacher demonstrating the properties of mercury by rolling little balls of it around on her desk.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 17:25

Mirage/Frida - amazing about the yews!! AMAZING!

So often these old wives' tales have some pretty sensible medical advice behind them. I remember on MN a while back, there was a thread on 'stupid advice my MIL/DGM gave me when pregnant.' A couple of people were laughing at their MILs had told them not to peg out washing when pregnant, and how stupid that was. Then someone pointed out that if you have erratic blood pressure the very worst thing you could do would be to stand with your arms up for extended periods of time....all perfectly sensible (as demonstrated in a recent episode of Call The Midwife, of course Grin)

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SinicalSanta · 04/02/2012 17:12

fascinating terrifying thread

ChickensGoMeh · 04/02/2012 17:08
fridakahlo · 04/02/2012 17:05

Which has just given a great hypothesis on why sleeping under them was seen as such a bad idea (as they apparently sucked your soul away), you fell asleep, mouth open, a yew needle would drop in, causing you to gasp and choke and presumably die very quickly but with no discernable cause to whoever found you. Possibly.

Mirage · 04/02/2012 16:59

I had Scarletina in the 70's.I remember being very hot but not much else.

My dad used to use Mercury on the farm,to treat seed corn with.He reckons he used to mix it up in a huge tub and plunge his arms in up to the elbows.Apparently it dyes your skin red.He is nearly 74 now,which is a miracle really.Hmm

DH says his dad used to bring Mercury home from work for him and his sisters to play with.

Yew is absolutely deadlyeven in tiny amounts,it kills so fast that animals poisoned with it often still have it in their mouths when they drop down dead.I think it kills within minutes and there is no antidote.You can try a charcoal drench if you catch the animal really,really quickly and it has only ingested a small amount,but generally you'll be too late.

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 16:46

Saggar - my local workhouse had a scandal where one of the inmates had a baby fathered by the workhouse master. He managed to hush it up long enough to get another job at a workhouse the other side of the country and had vamoosed by the time it came out.

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 16:44

Fanjo in the 17th century my old college used to own a cabinet of curiosities which included 'Bishop King's gallstones, mounted in silver.' I've never thought of the danger of the operation as a factor in why these things were kept as curiosities but it makes sense - if you survived the operation then they sort of evoke good luck (or divinely ordained survival), don't they?

SarahStratton · 04/02/2012 16:43

Hahahaha

So it couldn't be HG because she coughed/threw up blood. I guess that was surmised by a man someone who'd never had HG.

Great idea btw.

TunipTheVegemal · 04/02/2012 16:41

My only interesting disease is hyperemesis gravidarum. There is a view that it was that that killed Charlotte Bronte. I once read a learned paper that opined it couldn't possibly have been HG because she coughed up blood and mere morning sickness doesn't make you do that. Oh how I laughed.

Ah, Saggarmakersbottomknocker. Welcome to the thread. Thanks to your splendid name I know what a saggar maker's bottom knocker is.

I think these disease names should be brought back into use and instead of posting on Mumsnet about our child's asthma we should say 'my dc has rising of the lights' and discuss who would be the best physician to get to come and bleed him.

FanjoString · 04/02/2012 16:40

Another great book on the topic is The Knife Man which is all about the advent of modern surgery: www.amazon.co.uk/Extraordinary-Hunter-Father-Modern-Surgery/dp/0593052099

A few people have mentioned Pepys' kidney stone - the procedure is a lithotomy and historically the stone would have been removed with entry going via an incision in the perineum. There's a lot about this procedure in The Knife Man and how it was generally a very dangerous procedure - I'm not surprised Pepys kept his stone in a commemorative box and celebrated the anniversary!

storytopper · 04/02/2012 16:39

Thanks for the great thread. Cold and wet in Scotland today so I have spent hours tucked in a fleece blanket on the couch reading through all the fascinating posts. Love the way it meanders through social history, medical history, chemistry, botany, pagan mythology, etc. I wish school could have been like this!

The Hunterian Museum in Glasgow is also worth a look:

www.gla.ac.uk/hunterian/collections/collectionsummary/medicineandanatomy/

saggarmakersbottomknocker · 04/02/2012 16:30

Great thread Smile

I used to work in archives and loved the Deaths registers [morbid] Loads of visitation from god and dentition which I assume was teething Sad and the narrative causes; 'Having fallen from the coal cart whilst intoxicated and being trampled to death by horses' etc And the births - loads registered by the Master of the Workhouse.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 16:29

Pleurisy is quite Interesting. That's practically 'Rising of the Lights'

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ArielNonBio · 04/02/2012 16:21

I'm trying to think of my most Interesting Malady.

I had a massive abscess on my leg once. Had to be lanced in Fiji. And I had pleurisy once, which sounds satisfyingly Elinor Brent-Dyer.

Other than that, nada.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 16:18
Grin

I am Prone to Chest Infections. A few years ago we visited Rome and went to Keats' house on the Spanish Steps. Obviously his death mask is there and lots of stuff about his illness and TB etc. At the time I was wearing a floor length black wool coat and had almost waist length blonde hair, and a chest infection with a completely unstoppable cough, so visitors arrived to find a tall, pallid Englishwoman dressed like it was about 1815, leaning in the corner coughing her guts up Grin I'm amazed I didn't get tipped as part of the display!

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SarahStratton · 04/02/2012 16:16

Smug off! Grin

All the best people have asthma, me included.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 16:15

HackMum I've just seen The Madness of George III with David Haig...from a medical history perspective it was fascinating, if also absolutely horrific. It was also the single best stage performance I have ever seen - I recommend to everyone on the thread!

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 04/02/2012 16:14

Please can I have permission to radiate smug that I have had 2 'Discussions of the Day' in about a week?! Grin

I deeply regret not having had an Interesting Diseases. Although I was initially diagnosed with 'a weak chest', hilariously, before they finally ended up calling it 'asthma' Hmm

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hackmum · 04/02/2012 16:13

Oh, and I just remembered George III was one of the people treated with arsenic (for his madness), which of course made him worse.