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Original poster

BODEN the endless threads about quality. These have been around since Dawn of time.

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 16:48

In the Beginning there was the word and the word was with johnny. And the word was johnny.

Through him all clothes were made; without him nothing was made that was of bad quality.

In him was sass and that sass was the light of women.

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slalomsuki · 26/01/2012 18:38

On the sixth day he proclaimed, " let there be everyday, essential and party to lead the way"

Original poster
Fregley · 26/01/2012 18:02

on the fith day he invented " the sixties style" and scattered it everywhere.

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SuePurblybilt · 26/01/2012 17:55

And Lo! there was Hotch and later, Potch. Verily, Hotch begot Potch and the issue was eyewatering colourful.

wildfig · 26/01/2012 17:53

On the fourth day, he befrilled a skirt and behold, it was 'sassy'.

PosieParker · 26/01/2012 17:07

On the third day he mixed fabrics and threw them together throughout his range....

Original poster
Fregley · 26/01/2012 17:06

On the second day he matched lurid colours together and saw it wasngood.

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 26/01/2012 16:53

and on the first day he invented applique and he saw that it was good.