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Ode to Brian cox

399 replies

CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:24

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

OP posts:
ThatVikRinA22 · 20/01/2012 00:07

i think youll find my mind in fact
is very much in perfect tact

of brian tonight i will dream
to a soundtrack of D-Ream

brian is a pefect star
for him i would remove my bra
for most men id not go so far
my husband is in-fe-ri-a

TwoIfBySea · 20/01/2012 00:05

Brian of the Cox
Now you are famous
Lots of people
Want to look at Uranus

PaintedToenails · 19/01/2012 23:57

Whoever 'wins', I think you'll find....
both of you have lost your mind.

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/01/2012 23:48

bups i think you are in luck
i think yourself you should go fuck
my wine i have just nearly snorted
for prof is mine, your plan is thwarted

im really putting too much thought into this....Grin

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 23:40

Vicar in a tutu,
I'mma gonna cut you,
With me favourite blade,
Go fuck yourself whorebitchcuntfuckcrabs.

SarahStratton · 19/01/2012 23:37

big lipped gimp Grin

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/01/2012 23:37

im laughing now at our dear buppy
who'd like to show prof cox her puppies

but im the competition, see
he wont want you when he sees me

or we could be happy come what may
if he is into a 3 way

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 23:33

Don't you be talkin bout mah maaaan, girlfrien'!

PaintedToenails · 19/01/2012 23:31

Brian Cox, the big-lipped gimp,
How I want to make him limp.
I'd very slowly smash his knees
and set upon him angry bees.
I'd hammer nails into his hands
and flick his nuts with rubber bands.
Buppers, clearly, is quite sick
to fancy such a twattish prick!

Grin
BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 23:20

Doctor Brian Cox you should know,
That these women who berate you so,
Are dried-up harpies with leathery minges,
Please ignore their vicious whinges,
Come and see aunty Buppers,
You will leave on your uppers,
I'd like to taste your manly cream,
I'll nosh you off listening to D:Ream.

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 23:15

Thank you. Thank. You.

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 19/01/2012 23:09

Bupcakes, your way with words,
It is a scream,
I'm glad to know,
We share the same dream
But never mind
Those cunty-worms,
And itchy vadge,
Not on our terms
We love you still
and hope you'll stay
because without you,
We would be in disaray.

Grin
Adversecamber · 19/01/2012 23:09

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BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 22:54

God.

I would ride Armstrong until my flaps begged me to stop.

TCOB · 19/01/2012 22:52

Ah yes - 'Pointless.' I'd say it has a bloody great point - fodder for some imaginative daydreams! I hear you, Brian!

marshmallowpies · 19/01/2012 22:52

I think I could fall
For Jake Gyllenhaal

But I get into rages
Cause he ain't made a good film in AGES!

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 19/01/2012 22:48

I reckon he's a right dirty git.

mmmm, watched Pointless this afternoon - had rude thoughts.

Glad I'm not the only one.

haven't had sex since end of Sept so possibly not the greatest judge of shaggability

TCOB · 19/01/2012 22:46
Blush [dribbling at thought of noshing La Armstrong] [poss new noshing emoticon needed?] [also bumsex emoticon maybe?]
BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 19/01/2012 22:44

TCOB Shock

not heard 'nosh' in years pahahahaaaa!

Grin
TCOB · 19/01/2012 22:43

Oh Alexandra Armstrong,
You are so posh,
Woudl it be so wrong?
To give you a lovely good hard nosh?

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/01/2012 22:41

just realised in time
posts on this thread should rhyme...

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/01/2012 22:38

enjoyed this thread, made me laugh!

flatbellyfella · 19/01/2012 21:51

Very sheepishly replies Yes Blush

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 21:14

Durrrrr, our Sarah, innit?

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 21:13

Who is Sarah, Flatbelly?