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Center Parcs & Anal sex

290 replies

shadyl · 16/01/2012 20:22

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

OP posts:
catwithflowers · 17/01/2012 10:44

Fab thread Grin

KnightRob · 17/01/2012 10:31

There's an American themed restaurant at Center Parcs, Longleat.
Perhaps he misheard that it was a good place to get "some Becks"

Abitwobblynow · 17/01/2012 07:50

Perhaps it might be a time to have a gentle chat about anal sex. Keep your family and holidays out of it, because that isn't the point. He just used that as a clumsy way of bringing up the subject. Does he want it, think about it?

Is it something you would do? Is it something you would let him do with someone else?

Sigh. Why are men so complicated???? Why do they look at disgusting shit on their computers and then think their lives are incomplete without it?

QuietNinjaLamp · 17/01/2012 07:43

I think you probably have had a small sense of humour failure op, afterall we're all laughing Grin we know mumsnet is always right but telling you about bumsex at centre parcs is taking it too far and you won't fall for his trickery.

Iheartpasties · 17/01/2012 06:08

ha, I vote this for classics, the title alone should win an award. Poor you OP.

hanaka88 · 17/01/2012 05:46

Googled the only link I could find was one comment on a thread but I don't know how to make links

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/uk/790405-how-can-I-actually-enjoy-center-parcs-next-time/AllOnOnePage

Flibble80 · 17/01/2012 01:13

Your husband is an absolute legend.

willybreeder · 16/01/2012 23:20

This is too funny, BUT when I read the title I remember a comedian recently linking the 2, don't have any more information floating around in my brain cells but I don't think hes made it up

beachyhead · 16/01/2012 23:19

Have just scared people on the dlr with laughingSmile

SarahStratton · 16/01/2012 23:12

It's not Friday. Hmm

ThePinkPussycat · 16/01/2012 23:12

What does nice ham mean then?

nursenic · 16/01/2012 23:07

Maybe it's because when you add up all the extra costs of the activities, you realise Centre Parcs have fucked you up the ass.....

AnnieLobeseder · 16/01/2012 23:06

We've never been to Centre Parcs - 'tis too posh and expensive for us Blush. We tried Haven and Butlins instead, and the horrors of both still linger. But we like bumfun. Not sure how that is helpful or relevant.

ReshapeWhileDamp · 16/01/2012 23:05

Centre Parcs. For a holiday the weather can't spoil. But your DH might.

MrsChemist · 16/01/2012 23:00

I chOked on some spit, laughing at this thread Grin

mike1May · 16/01/2012 22:57

When I think of all the Centre Parcs holidays I've paid for over the years......

balia · 16/01/2012 22:54

Well by my reckoning I'm owed loads of holidays at Centre Parcs.

mike1May · 16/01/2012 22:49

What the hell! Loosen up FFS: Upstairs and, ahem, behind!
You're making more of this than it warrants.

Heleninahandcart · 16/01/2012 22:45

arf at Hectate Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs

Gigondas · 16/01/2012 22:45

Do you think I should let the op know about this thread in case this is also some kind of coded invite center parc mud bath

morecoffeepleaseholdthecake · 16/01/2012 22:44
Grin
ImpatientOne · 16/01/2012 22:23

Oh how this thread has cheered me up!

whomovedmychocolate · 16/01/2012 22:20

I am also now feeling slightly disappointed by my gladiator challenge experience.

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 16/01/2012 22:13
Grin
ripitupandstartagain · 16/01/2012 22:09

Well, I would never have considered going to Centre Parcs before but this is making it sound a lot more fun.