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Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl · 16/01/2012 20:22

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

OP posts:
caramelwaffle · 19/01/2012 11:41

"Poke" Stoooooooop iiiit MmeL Grin

MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 11:39

It has been tweeted by Poke

NewOldParent · 19/01/2012 11:38

I've just been sent here from the most unusual of forums.

I think this may end up on 4Chan or something if you're lucky (then this thread will descend into chaos)

caramelwaffle · 19/01/2012 11:34

TobyLeWolef - a boggling thought, to be sure Grin

MmeL "brace yourselves..." Grin Grin

TobyLeWolef · 19/01/2012 10:37

If Centre Parcs = bumsex, what can I expect from a week in a 4* hotel in Cyprus in April please?

MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 10:18

oh, and just to warn anyone posting on here, that this thread is being passed around Twitter so brace yourselves for new posters registering and posting weird comments.

MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 10:17

WhatNowNow
You are a bit grumpy today, aren't you? Did you not get a cup of coffee this morning?

Come ON. It is a light-hearted thread. Neither the OP nor Toddlerama were being mean to their DH's and I found Toddlerama's post both amusing and easy to understand. What do you mean she has to learn English?

I loved "hopeful condom".

Starsqui · 19/01/2012 09:32

Hi there

I'm surprised that you're so dismissive about anal sex. It may not be for everybody, but there are loads of women and men who really enjoy it.

It is pretty clear that your husband would love to have anal sex with you. Given that it is rather nice to be sexually desired, it seems a bit unfair to make the poor chap feel guilty simply for asking. He's probably horribly embarrassed now - and that's why he's now pretending it was a joke, which it clearly wasn't.

Why not do some research into anal sex. You might find you like it.

WhatNowNow · 19/01/2012 08:29

toddlerama: "I've only been to CP once for a spa day. Later, when I was washing our cossies at home, I found a hopeful condom in DH's swimming trunks pocket. How I laughed..."

Would be funnier if you weren't being outwardly mean to someone. Oh, and spoke in English.

WhatNowNow · 19/01/2012 08:28

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FarloRigel · 19/01/2012 00:46

Sorry, but thanks to how loud I sniggered at the line "anyway I got the hump" I just had to explain the thread to my DH who no doubt is going to take a rather more dim view of my mumsnet activity and my maturity from now on! Thank you soooooo much OP Wink

thequeenoftarts · 19/01/2012 00:22

lmfao yis are all bad feckers, im laffing so hard I wont be able to sleep, tell hubby u will if he will and produce an 8 inch strap on lol....betcha the lube vanishes hehe...

BobbinRobin · 18/01/2012 22:35

Waxtart - no Shock (rectifying was though).

knockkneedandknackered1 · 18/01/2012 20:54

love the titleGrin

toddlerama · 18/01/2012 20:47

I've only been to CP once for a spa day. Later, when I was washing our cossies at home, I found a hopeful condom in DH's swimming trunks pocket. How I laughed...

Waxtart · 18/01/2012 20:31

Was "putting the willies up me" an intentional pun? Either way Grin.

piratecat · 18/01/2012 20:17

rofl @ LadyGahGah's 'slightly off Centre Parcs'

genius!!

BobbinRobin · 18/01/2012 20:07

Can I just say that it's threads like this that put the willies up me when the 'One Accidental Click And It's On Your Facebook 'LIKE' History' debacle took place last month.

(Thank you for rectifying the situation, MN Towers.)

That is all.

LineRunner · 18/01/2012 19:26

Apparently Margaret Thatcher would 'open the backdoor for negotiations with the IRA' on Dennis's birthday.

According to the Observer.

Waxtart · 18/01/2012 19:09

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LineRunner · 18/01/2012 18:57

Jeeesus I just finally read the Observer this morning and apparently Margaret Thatcher was up for a bit of the old Centre Parcs.

Cantthinkofafunnynickname · 18/01/2012 15:07

u lot are lucky

I dont have a patrner so no Centre parcs or anal for me :(

UterusUterusGhali · 18/01/2012 14:14

This is the most MNy thread ever.

VikingLady · 18/01/2012 13:41

Hmmm... DH told me last night that there were some good deals on for weekends at CP..... I think a little talk may be in order......

Grin