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Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl · 16/01/2012 20:22

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

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toddlerama · 19/01/2012 17:50

Thanks Mme. I thought I spoke reasonable English too Confused

I don't think the twitter exposure has done this thread any favours.

uggmum · 19/01/2012 16:52

When the dc were small we went to cp twice a year. My dh never jumped out with a tube of lube.

Byeckerslike · 19/01/2012 16:18

Bwa ha ha ha Grin

chris123456 · 19/01/2012 16:13

Coitus Posterios!

OpinionatedMum · 19/01/2012 15:13

The bottom line is that he is hinting at what he would like in bed.

Tell him there is nothing wrong in his desires but they are not for you.

This thread is so funny. (most of it)

ValarMorghulis · 19/01/2012 14:06

Well, i consider Centre Parcs to be a bit shit. maybe that;s what he meant?

LineRunner · 19/01/2012 14:04

Arthur, if there was ever anyone not 'getting some,' then it's you.

HTH

ArthurLobon · 19/01/2012 13:54

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MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 13:49

It was the latter part of your advice that I objected to, Arthur.

ArthurLobon · 19/01/2012 13:48

Whats wrong i thought it was fair advice its obvious her hubby still thinks highly of her being as he fancies a marmite mining session its upto herself but dont knock it till you have tried it. she never knows what it may lead to as regards there relationship.

MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 13:43

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Sidge · 19/01/2012 13:35

There was me thinking you went up the M1 to Sherwood Forest CenterParcs.

Now I know we should have used the Marmite Motorway.

ArthurLobon · 19/01/2012 13:28

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TobyLeWolef · 19/01/2012 13:24

:o

ADogCalledBodie · 19/01/2012 13:11

Wow, is it always like this on here? Thanks, @ThePoke.

Anyway, is OP sure her husband didn't get confused with something he read on BumsNet?

TobyLeWolef · 19/01/2012 12:36

Will CP become the new 'she who shall not be named'?

D0G · 19/01/2012 12:31

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LineRunner · 19/01/2012 12:08

Is Sandy Balls holiday park a viable alternative? I certainly wouldn't regard it to be a suitable prelude.

raspberrytipple · 19/01/2012 12:05

This is the best thread title ever I have to say.

Tell him to stick something up his own arse if anal is that important to him :)

chris123456 · 19/01/2012 11:53

"Centre Parcs" isn't for everyone!!

MmeLindor. · 19/01/2012 11:49

Someone on Twitter suggested this was a great marketing idea.

Not quite sure it is the image that CPs is going after, but it might help to persuade some men to go there.

LineRunner · 19/01/2012 11:48

Centre Parcs must be very proud.

caramelwaffle · 19/01/2012 11:47

Oooo The Poke.