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Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl · 16/01/2012 20:22

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

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WellingtonBoot · 22/01/2012 00:07

We were playing a board-game at Christmas. Q - What is the world's no1 bestselling multipurpose lubricant?
Quick as a flash, my lovely wife shouts "KY jelly!"
Bemused looks from kids & my mother!!!

(A is WD40, in case you're wondering!)

Never been to Centre Parcs, though...!

science19 · 21/01/2012 15:15

I am finding the homophobic comments about anal sex quite telling.

Marziepan6969 · 21/01/2012 02:26

I can't believe nobody has mentioned EuroCamp.. Or is that taking it a step too far??

MmeLindor. · 20/01/2012 22:20

Bibbity
It was linked on other websites, not just on Twitter. It is all over the net.

Perhaps MNHQ can put a block on it now though, as it is just getting silly.

bethelbeth · 20/01/2012 20:36

This is weird. I think this thread has gone viral. Not full on Old Spice advert viral. But it's popping up on 4chan and some other boards hence the outside interest.

Yikes.

shadyl · 20/01/2012 20:02

Oh fuck me. I just googled this thread. Time to buy a dog. Goodbye internet.

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shadyl · 20/01/2012 19:38

"Why not do some research into anal sex. You might find you like it."

WTF?? WhatTheVeryFuckingFuck? This is mumsnet! Are you quite normal?
Are you going to suggest I get into a leather outfit and take a shit on a glass coffee table next, because I might "like it".
Dear Lord in heaven

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ffhard · 20/01/2012 19:17

Firstly I must say I am a father, not a mum, so I really have no place here!

But, this has been so funny (I was linked to from another site) and I just felt I had to say so.

So, Thank You Ladies, you have brightened up an otherwise dull Friday night.

I will not trouble you again.

whomovedmychocolate · 20/01/2012 14:41

Aww shucks just let it die. It's Friday night, time for a new one anyway!

LineRunner · 20/01/2012 13:07

I'd pull it, MNHQ. It has stopped being witty and just become rubbish.

DickyBogeye · 20/01/2012 13:02

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bibbitybobbityhat · 20/01/2012 12:57

This thread needs to be pulled now, which is a shame.

Such a great idea to share mumsnet threads with the fuckwits wider world on Twitter Hmm.

Abitwobblynow · 20/01/2012 12:53

Enough, already?

DickyBogeye · 20/01/2012 12:52

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rookiemater · 20/01/2012 11:05

We are going to CP soon, I can't see as on the list of chargeable activities they are missing a trick.

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D0oinMeCleanin · 20/01/2012 10:36

Hmm. My female friend has just asked if we were going away this year. If we are do we fancy all booking CP together? Shock

This is worrying, no?

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tony0040 · 20/01/2012 00:14

google the thread and it now tries to take you analysis of business, or on p2 how anal the staff are about underage drinking!
they have a hardworking pr team working for them!

JustAnother · 19/01/2012 19:37

is he getting confussed with that old thread about the Oxo Tower?

OldMacEIEIO · 19/01/2012 19:31

If the pervy rascal is so keen on bum-sex, get the rolling pin out and tell him to pull his pants down and touch his toes

iklboo · 19/01/2012 18:55

Anagram of Center Parcs for our Twitter friends:

RT Crap Scene Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 19/01/2012 18:07

Centre Parcs - Where You Can Have The Back Door Of Your Log Cabin Kicked In

I want to see that on giant technicolour hoarding near me right now.

"Look Daddy - what's that man DOING?"