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My vagine is itching like mad.

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BupcakesandCunting · 16/01/2012 13:01

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange Wink) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge" Wink

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BupcakesandCunting · 24/01/2012 12:19

Liss, if you're feeling unwell please get checked.

Not saying this to panic you but my BF's DH got a terrible infection/abcess after his wisdom extraction. The silly bugger left it until he was in excrutiating pain and it had turned into an abcess which almost killed him. :(

He did leave it a very long time though. Just if you're feeling worse/feverish get checked out. Sorry it sounds like I'm scaring you but I am just concerned. :)

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Poledra · 24/01/2012 12:17
Thumbwitch · 24/01/2012 12:11

www.webmd.com/oral-health/dry-socket-symptoms-and-treatment check this Lissie, just to be on the safe side. A colleague of mine had it after having his wisdom teeth out. :(

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 12:06

Thank you all, have had a doze and feel a little better but mouth is still bleeding. Its my own fault for getting cocky with my "wisdom teeth, piece of piss" attitude. I'm using salt water mouthwash

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 12:06

Thank you all, have had a doze and feel a little better but mouth is still bleeding. Its my own fault for getting cocky with my "wisdom teeth, piece of piss" attitude. I'm using salt water mouthwash

VikingVagine · 24/01/2012 11:54

The weirdest advice that I was given when I had my wisdom teeth out was to stretch my jaw regularly by putting three fingers between my teeth. It hurt when I did it but it worked.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 24/01/2012 11:11

Dry sockets are very very painful and common with wisdom tooth extractions..easily treated too...

Take care, am off to work :)

Thumbwitch · 24/01/2012 11:04

yep - call the dentist in case of infection, do it pronto.
Panic attacks - breathe OUT. Keep breathing OUT until you can't do it any more - hyperventilation is because you have too little CO2 and too much O2 in your blood, even though that sounds completely wrong. Or get a paper bag and breathe into it (keep it tight closed around your mouth)

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BupcakesandCunting · 24/01/2012 11:01

Oh Lissie, bab.

Are you OK? I know panic attacks well. Lie down and take in nice, long breaths if you can. Concentrate on the feeling of your lungs filling with air. Have a sleep too. PAs usually knock the stuffing out of me and make me feel more panicky.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 24/01/2012 11:01

fwiw the advice I am always told to give is that things should gradually be getting better and not worse, so if you feel the pain is getting worse I would call the dentist..

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 24/01/2012 10:57

mine too.. :( hope you are OK.. pain can do that to you :(

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 10:47

I can't Sad they have wrecked my stomach. Just had a huge panic attack. Could breathe and had palpitations. I feel really sick and dizzy.

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 10:47

I can't Sad they have wrecked my stomach. Just had a huge panic attack. Could breathe and had palpitations. I feel really sick and dizzy.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 24/01/2012 10:19

are you able to take anti-inflammatories..they are good for dental pain..

(I work for a dentist)

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 09:59

Grin I'm on 30/500 cocodomol. I take 15/500 regularly because of my ribs anyway) dh is being a star and feeding me ice cream.

Ouchee at losing nail!

Thumbwitch · 24/01/2012 09:50

My friend had a fingernail op - the nail bed had been damaged and she tried to get the nail flattened. Anyway - her BF was a vet and gave her horse-strength painkillers to help - still didn't! Just wondering if you know any vets... Grin

Codafen is good as well... but I think that's a POM.

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 24/01/2012 09:46

Ouch. :(

What painkillers have you got? When I had my wisdom tooth out I was given codydramol and they were effing brilliant. So much so that I did get a bit addicted to them for a bit. Blush Swishing warm salt water around your trap helps too.

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 09:41

It was saturday. I felt ok saturday. And sunday come to that. But now the anaesthetic has worn off and I feel bloody dreadful. Luckily dh has taken the day off work so I can sleep and take drugs and feel sorry for myself!

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 09:41

It was saturday. I felt ok saturday. And sunday come to that. But now the anaesthetic has worn off and I feel bloody dreadful. Luckily dh has taken the day off work so I can sleep and take drugs and feel sorry for myself!

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 24/01/2012 09:37

Oh Lissie, was it your op' yesterday?

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 09:36

theres something I never thought I'd type

Ignore. I am ill and this thread made me feel better yesterday (apart from the fact that it made my raw gums bleed, thanks to laughing)

OracleInaCoracle · 24/01/2012 09:36

theres something I never thought I'd type

Ignore. I am ill and this thread made me feel better yesterday (apart from the fact that it made my raw gums bleed, thanks to laughing)

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 24/01/2012 09:32

No, she doesn't like it. She appeared on a thread I was on the other week to aim a badly punctuated post at me telling me that me username was crap.

I suppose it is, in comparison to hers, the username that just keeps on giving.

Meh, let's ignore it now. It's nice to have been on a thread with no snarky twunts on it. Let's not let one derail it with their own special brand of bitchiness/bitterness. :)

Thumbwitch · 24/01/2012 09:23

P'raps she doesn't like your name, Buppers? Y'know, like some people get all lemonsucky mouths about it?

BupcakesandCuntWorms · 24/01/2012 09:22

Southeast I have never seen you post anything amusing, or vaguely amusing, in my time on Mumsnet.

In fact, I think it's just me you have a problem with. This is the third thread you've been on making snarky remarks in less than a week. If you've got a problem, spit it out babe.

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