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Original poster

Could anyone help me out on Friday morning? (need witnesses for my wedding!)

111 replies

oliviaaah · 26/10/2011 21:43

I'm getting married in the local registry office on Friday. I wondered if anyone would be free to be a witness? 11am in West London...

OP posts:
HowlmoaneeChainClanger · 28/10/2011 00:30

Hope you have a wonderful day OP, exactly as you want it.

And Pistey - i now have a total different idea of what you look like Wink

Mardymwahhaha · 28/10/2011 00:21

What a lovely thread. Good luck and have a lovely time.

frutilla · 28/10/2011 00:13

Pleeease post some pics later Oliviaaah!

frutilla · 28/10/2011 00:10

So wish I could, but 10,000 km away! Big congrats though!

sillymillyb · 28/10/2011 00:07

Oooh fab, I wish I was in London. Enjoy the day everyone and congratulations :)

KatieMortician · 27/10/2011 23:33

Good luck for tomorrow! Glad you have your witnesses. I'm in Richmond but really, really busy or would've offered Smile

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/10/2011 23:32

im being good :)

NellVarnish · 27/10/2011 23:29

Sensible? Mwahahahaha.

Anyway shouldn't you be tucked up in bed now getting your beauty sleep Pistey? Wink

The things you'll do to get out of a morning run ...

LoopyLoopsPussInBoots · 27/10/2011 23:26

Good luck and have a wonderful day xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

RatherBeOnThePiste · 27/10/2011 23:26

Behave B, run along, I am trying to be sensible here Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/10/2011 23:24

so know you are not a hooker - just pissed

rofl

RatherBeOnThePiste · 27/10/2011 23:21
Grin That is what I'm wearing too, how did you know?!
NellVarnish · 27/10/2011 23:18

Oliviaaah, if you sneak on to have a read in the middle of the night cos you can't sleep, this is Pistey, your bridesmaid. Grin

Have a great day! I hope the sun shines for you and all your dreams come true.

NellVarnish · 27/10/2011 23:14

Pistey cross posts! LooseHooker To The Rescue! You and your porn star names. Poor Oliviaaah.

RatherBeOnThePiste · 27/10/2011 23:13

I think we will all agree that is better suited for a wedding?!

Gets crochet hook out...
I do have purple toe nails Nelly, they'll just be in my boots!

NellVarnish · 27/10/2011 23:11

Oliviaaah have a fabulous day, congratulations!

You'll be in good hands with the LooseHooker there - I expect she'll be wearing purple nail varnish and will have crocheted a dress ready to wear. Grin

RatherBeKnownAsALooseHooker · 27/10/2011 23:11

Right I am changing my name back, she can't have a hooker at the wedding!
Hang on....

TimeForCake · 27/10/2011 23:08

How exciting! Please update us tomorrow!

Have a wonderful day.

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/10/2011 23:03

good luck for tomorrow

and veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery dodgy having a hooker at your wedding Grin

pisty try and catch the Thanks

shes ok really - had her at my house sat night ..........................

531800000008 · 27/10/2011 22:36

good luck tomorrow and oooh a wedding thread

Original poster
oliviaaah · 27/10/2011 22:36

Thanks ajandjj for asking your DD. Good luck for her househunting. I'm going to retire now for my beauty sleep and see if I can wake up three stone lighter...

OP posts:
RatherBeKnownAsALooseHooker · 27/10/2011 22:26

You will probably thank me if I DON'T make the hat!!

Fortunately Pidj lives too far away.

purplewerepidj · 27/10/2011 22:07

Whoop!!

Oliviaaaah, we're having a little rowlet on FB about what to get you as a present. Torn between Boden vouchers and a crate of fruitshoot. You Have Been Warned Wink

I'm also trying to talk Pistey into spending the night crocheting a hat out of plastic bags because she doesn't own a proper Big Wedding Hat evil friend

beatenbyayellowzombie · 27/10/2011 22:03

Congratulations! Have a fabulous day!

ColdSancerre · 27/10/2011 22:03

Fabulous, have a great day!