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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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verlainechasedrimbauds · 12/10/2011 15:21

Unsearchable Divas Mired. Not so much a thespian name, more an attempt to limit the gossip following inappropriate behaviour?

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 15:16

BrainDeadSurgeon - how we relish a challenge! How about:

  • the well-known Spanish MumsNet troll Señor A. Unda-Bridge
  • or the brave WWll soldier, proud of his luxuriant facial hair, Gunner A. Sideboard
  • the radical anti-feminist writer Doris Ban-Dungaree
  • lesser known aristocratic campaigner for lowering the age of consent Baron Sid Underage
  • TV naturalist and DNA researcher Brad Dinosaur-Gene
  • Campaign figurehead for research into erectile dysfunction Sir D. E. Abandon-Urge

And last, but not least, world-renowned pioneering proctologist Deidre B. Anus-Organ

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 15:13

I see a lot of work is being done at MN Towers this afternoon!

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 15:11

Darren could be Mr Man Seed Runt.

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 15:08

Struggling with Rebecca (probably because I was trying to get a C word in there.

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HelenMumsnet · 12/10/2011 15:01

And DarrenMumsnet is Merman Ends Rut - which rather puts on dampener on Helmet's proclivities, methinks

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:59

Sorry I have just realised a typo. Should be Helmut. Was obviously overexcited at interaction with MNHQ

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RebeccaMumsnet · 12/10/2011 14:59

Too many Cs in my name Blush

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:56

KatieMumsnet = Kit Enema-Smut

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HelenMumsnet · 12/10/2011 14:55

@Mardymwahhaha

I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen

Mind you, Helmet and Amusement Kit might find work together, no?

noddyholder · 12/10/2011 14:55

henry odd dol

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HelenMumsnet · 12/10/2011 14:54

@Mardymwahhaha

I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen
Shock
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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:53

Grin. I hate to tell tales but is Justine aware of the atrocities talcandturnips has been committing with her name. Wink

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:51

I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen

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HelenMumsnet · 12/10/2011 14:50

And KatieMumsnet is Amusement Kit Grin

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HelenMumsnet · 12/10/2011 14:48

I appear to be the very boycottable Nestle Hen Mum Blush

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:45

Or you could be Beard and Groin Sue (a Victorian-style freak show hairy lady).

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 14:41

Thank you IdeaAss. I was struggling with my Halloween name.

What about Brian Red EU-Gonads (I know how much you like the name Brian).

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BrainDeadSurgeon · 12/10/2011 10:47

Mardy, have a go at my new Haloween name - I'm really crap at anagrams :(

adesias · 12/10/2011 10:20

Mardy: ever met A.H. Hard-Whammy ?

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/10/2011 09:32

Sickle, I mean Bosie, darling, panto, God no, it's a NIGHTMARE. It was Bournemouth or nothing last year and I said to darling Edna, sweetheart, if it's Bournemouth or death I choose death.

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 00:32

Mardy - just as a plain anagram for Justine I rather like Immense nuts jut
or Smite unjust men

But she could also be a steamy porn star, going by the moniker Jennie Smut-Must

FanjoForTheMuahahammaries · 12/10/2011 00:30

A Affair Enters Hmm..mojo

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 00:17

Been trying to think of one for JustineMumsnet. Then realised I didn't want to get myself banned. Grin

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MardyMwahHaHa · 11/10/2011 23:08

Envy at Sickle. Although I can't be doing with that young floozy in the inappropriate clothing either. Come back Vorders.

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