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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 17:07

AnnaFalactic - your type (anal cacti fans) are a common sight, of a Friday night, in A&E departments up and down the country.

You can always spot them as they perch gingerly on the edge of their chairs, or waive the opportunity to take a seat at all.

Another one from your name is a popular Essex-made spray-on cosmetic, beloved by X Factor's newly evicted duo, 2 Shoes - Facial Tan Can

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/10/2011 17:02

I couldn't possibly say. Grin

HayleySexiWeestains · 12/10/2011 17:01

Thanks, I think it suits me

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/10/2011 16:59

Oooh, Hayley, gross nice new name!

HayleySexiWeestains · 12/10/2011 16:58

Grin at anal cacti fan, dodgy fetish

AnnaFalactic · 12/10/2011 16:56

Anal Cacti Fan Grin

Not a proper name but effing hilarious all the same..........or I thought so at least!

TheLaineyWayIsEssex · 12/10/2011 16:55

Grin mardy I shall be adopting my new name Hayley sexi weestains
pmsl
< off to name change>

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 16:53

Regretting starting this thread. It is taking up too much of my time.

Am wondering whether Talc and I could take part in our very own MN Countdown. We could have a referee who types in the Countdown Theme Tune (dunk-a-dunk-a da....diddlydiddlydiddly boink) for 30 seconds and at the end of that time we could post our longest word and see who wins.

Or boggle.

Actually, I'm better at boggle.

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TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 16:34

ExitPursuedByABear reveals the rather alarming Daily Mail headline Barry's Beau Tied Ex Up

and I can only hazard a guess what a Sexy Upbeat Urea Bird might look like.

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 16:17

Mardy Grin - feckin' genius!

AbsOfCroissant actually gives us something we all try to avoid doing on Mumsnet: Boast Crass Info

and also an employee that enjoys arguing with her line manager Toni Boss-Fracas

and of course, the Irish far-right politician Baron S. O'Fascist

ExitPursuedByaBear · 12/10/2011 16:11
Grin
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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 16:04

inmysparetime also =

Tina Rims My Pee Sometimes does a double act with Trixy

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 15:59

ExitPursuedByaBear = also

Trixy A. Debase Rub-Pee Porn starlet specialising in watersports.

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TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 15:58

Hulababy - you might be trying to emulate your DH in some way - A La Hubby

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 15:53

Inspired Brian names there.

Hulababy Not a lot to work with.

Aby Bul-Ha

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/10/2011 15:52

Sickle/Bosie, darling, how UTTERLY traumatic and how RUDE! Sweetie, you could never pass for a gran. What WAS that dragon agent thinking?

inmysparetime · 12/10/2011 15:50

Inspire my meat
My satin Empire

ExitPursuedByaBear · 12/10/2011 15:50

The website gave loads, but I made this one up myself.

A Sexed Up Rabbit Yr

The prequel to Watership Down

Hulababy · 12/10/2011 15:47

Even using online generators I can't get a proper name for mine.

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 15:42

Hmm - DarrenMumsnet is a fertile source - meet him in his new guise Renamed Mr Nuts

  • or a total oxymoron for someone in the IT world - Summer tan nerd
SickleBOO · 12/10/2011 15:39

Lady Clarice! I was offered the lead in the new Susan Boyle musical. I said 'As Amanda Holden', they said 'No, Bosie darling, as Susan's gran'. I swear I'm going to fire my agent.

BrainDeadSurgeon · 12/10/2011 15:39

ROFL ha ha these are brilliant - I'm trying to chose one but can't I'm laughing too much

AbsofCroissant · 12/10/2011 15:36

Confabs Satoris - appearing in an Off Off Broadway production of Homer's "The Oddysey" in a silver lame onesy

racingheart · 12/10/2011 15:30

China Garter

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 15:29

Another here for you RebeccaMumsnet - a rather affectionate-sounding cockney phrase Embraces Me Cunt

  • or how about somewhere that Roadrunner cartoon star Wile E. Coyote might have frequented when yet another of his plans went wrong: Acme Burns Centre