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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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BrainDeadSurgeon · 14/10/2011 13:07

Maybe it will. It's really good!

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Mardymwahhaha · 14/10/2011 11:35

Wow! I've never had a nomination for classics before. (Even if it hasn't made it).

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TotemPole · 13/10/2011 15:58

Leo O'Tempt - porn star.
Pelt Me Too - masochistic porn star.
Tom Top Lee - martial arts expert.
Tomto Peel - Radio One DJ

Abcinthia · 13/10/2011 14:43

Bait China.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/10/2011 14:37

I'll second that!

BrainDeadSurgeon · 13/10/2011 14:16

May I nominate this for classics please? [hsmile]

TalcAndTurnips · 13/10/2011 00:11

Agreed. My love of anagramming can be blamed partially on Monty Python's Big Red Papperbok (which was neither red or a paperback) - there was an anagrams page within.

At the age of about 10, I found "Type W. E. Tin Penis" as an anagram for "tiny wee snippet" to be the funniest thing I'd ever read...

adesias · 12/10/2011 23:51

ExitPursuedByaBear "Have you nothing else to do?" Blush Yes, but it's less fun, Wink ain't it Danni Catsplurt ? Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 23:42

Nope. My DH has been overseas for a couple of days; I have read all of the paper including the boring bits; watched some free runners through binoculars and cooked curry.

Doing anagrams has filled in the other bits. I love it - I'm a total cryptic crossword nut too. I blame my parents.

GlaikitFizzogOnaNeepyLantern · 12/10/2011 23:40

Hello I'm Loggia Fizz-Kit introducing my new fashion range based on A Generational Neon Fizz Gyp Kilt you can see my range in the new series of films A Leafage Liken Toning Tizzy Porn and A Tantalizing Eke Elf Zingy Porno and A Anal Fizzle Tingeing Tyke Porno :o

ExitPursuedByaBear · 12/10/2011 23:36

Have you nothing else to do? Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 23:20

adesias Grin - I think she might also be the alter-ego of rabid right-wing Daily Mail columnist Bert Scum-Menace

adesias · 12/10/2011 22:59

RebeccaMumsnet : Could you possibly be the (in)famously fearsome wide-mouthed starlet Succ'n Eat-member ?

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 22:54

MigratingCoconuts - you could be asking yourself the eternal question Gigantic Scrotum? No!

When you're planning a day's sailing with a herd of wildebeest, I'd heartily recommend reading Gnu Mooring Tactics before you set off.

And if you should ever be jilted at the altar, make sure that somebody in the congregation has brought along a Gucci Instant Groom - it will save alot of embarrassment on the day.

MigratingCoconuts · 12/10/2011 19:45

I think I''l be...

Cocoa Grunting-Mist

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 19:36

Who are you normally Headless?

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HeadlessLamAAARRRGHHHH · 12/10/2011 19:17

Under my usual nn I came up with Marley Herald, who had minor roles in both Dullass and Dysentery.

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 17:55

Wish ChaosTrulyReigns was here - I have turned her into society three-day-eventer Alice Horsy-Grunts

and super-rich playboy Sir S. Yacht-Lounger

or lusty, middle-aged, Welsh man-eater Nerys L. Cougar-Shit

BrainDeadSurgeon · 12/10/2011 17:51

I love Brad Dinosaur - Gene. Genius. Grin

Hulababy · 12/10/2011 17:37

Cool; I have a name :)

TalcAndTurnips · 12/10/2011 17:23

Batman you could also be the popular Dutch/Jewish Cleric Rabbi Mel Van Snoot

or the macho WWl Luftwaffe pilot Baron Von Male Bits

adesias · 12/10/2011 17:16

Hulababy : Abby Haul, single-handedly lifting spirits (and other things) on the film set.

BatmanLovesRobin · 12/10/2011 17:14

Robin Baseman Volt is my favourite. I could also be:
Robin Lava Entombs.
Robin Movable Ants.
Robin Bloats Maven.
Robin Anal Mob Vets.
Robin Lamb At Ovens.

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 17:10

Crying with laughter. I now have a strong mental image of dodgy people in hospital with cacti stuck up their arses.

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Mardymwahhaha · 12/10/2011 17:08

Good luck explaining the name across the boards, Hayley

Anna, you could be: Ali Fat Cancan A member of a roly-poly Moulin Rouge troupe.

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