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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 12:33

Grin brilliant!

Hairdresser Marcus Collins goes by the professional name Colin Mass-Curls

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 12:30

anyway I'm still sulking that this never made it to classics.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 12:19
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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 12:11

I mean come on -

Frankie Cocozza is Zac F. Raz-Nookie or Fizz On Cock Area (eeew)

TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 12:02

Oh come on Mardy - you know you want to.

Just think of all those X-Factor contestants we could abuse...

(anagramically, of course Blush)

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 11:54

Inspired work talc! (especially George, although I'm not happy with the image of Greg that you have planted in my head).

Please don't set me off again. I have too much to do.

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 10:22

I noticed that too Mardy!

I have been busily thesping up Her Majesty's Government, by the way:

David Cameron's alter-ego could be Dutch/Scottish local DJ Ed Van McRadio or trendy down-with-the-kids cleric Ned A. Mod-Vicar

Nick Clegg (using Nicholas 'cos it's easier) is also known as sex-worker Glen Shag-Colic or the famously incompetent health care worker Cal G. G. NHS-eColi

William Hague, due to his early-onset alopecia, decided to found the discount online hairpiece suppliers I-Haul Lame Wig

George Osborne has a secret part-time role as an unbearably smug art-critic Roger E. Ego-Snob and over-worked porn star Greg O. E. Sore-Nob

Kenneth Clarke is also famous East End gangster Len The Knacker and also, whilst working as a surgeon, discovered the middle-aged women's complaint HRT Knee-Cankle

Theresa May is of course none other than bodice-ripper author Rea H. Steamy - during her pole-dancing days she was also known as Amy The Arse

Right, that's enough. Time to return to the Real World.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 09:15

Hooray! I've just seen that HayleySexiWeestains is still posting under that name.

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adesias · 17/10/2011 11:14

ChameleonCircuit BJ-specialized porn star Acie Circle-Mouth
Hugo T. Fisted MP : If I recall correctly, Doug T. Fetish MP was involved as well...

DigOfTheStump · 16/10/2011 16:02

Oh Hugo T Fisted MP is a classic!

TalcAndTurnips · 15/10/2011 22:01

Hi Dig - I love Fed Mugshot Pit (FBI agent, for sure); I think he'd wear a trench coat and a fedora. At the scene of a grisly crime, he would stand there grittily; cigarette always in corner of mouth.

I would like to introduce some of Fed's distant relatives:

Tom Push-Gifted - intense, bespectacled, pipe-smoking, home-educating dad of five obnoxious child little shits geniuses

Ted Mosh-Pit-Fug - officially the smelliest man ever to attend a Motorhead gig

Hugo T. Fisted MP - Conservative minister who was at the centre of a notorious cottaging incident in Hyde Park

DigOfTheStump · 15/10/2011 20:57

introducing Fed Mugshot Pit, a younger sibling of Brad Grin

ChameleonCircuit · 15/10/2011 20:10

Just PMSL at the Glaswegian prostitute! Brilliant! [hgrin]

TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 23:45

By the way Mardy, the thread that this thread was quoted on, was the one welcoming a new poster, which all went a bit ballistic.

Thought I'd welcome new poster (BangersNGash) with a thesp anagram. Didn't really work so then attempted to sing her a rather obscure song. Said new poster has not been seen since.

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Mardymwahhaha · 14/10/2011 23:36

Grin Cherie is inspired. I can visualise her with flaming red hair, intense stare and tartan underwear. A bit like I visualise scottishmummy actually.

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TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 23:28

And not forgetting:

Legendary Glaswegian prostitute and brothel madam Cherie MacCunt-Oil

TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 23:15

Aha!

ChameleonCircuit I think your alter-ego may be:

Trendy Channel 4 Yoof Programming commissioner Tom Crucial-Nice-Eh

His twin brother, casting director Tim A. Couch-Recline

Adult film actress (notorious for mutiple-partner shagathon flicks) Leona Ice-Mi-Crutch

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Mardymwahhaha · 14/10/2011 23:06

OK Chameleon, what about:

Leo A Chimeric Cunt or Rita ?Leech? Cum-Icon

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Mardymwahhaha · 14/10/2011 22:57

Ah fresh blood. Will be back when I've pondered Chameleon.

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ChameleonCircuit · 14/10/2011 22:51

Chemical Neurotic. Confused

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Mardymwahhaha · 14/10/2011 22:45

Grin I now need to go an search for Mardy references to see what Talc's been saying about me.
I now want to be on her Christmas card list.

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TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 14:46

izzy - not fecking surprised with all those zeds; what where you thinking, woman? Grin

Hmm - best I can do with that is Bye Bye Yu Ibis - ZZZZZZ

  • which is utterly shit.
izzybizzybuzzybees · 14/10/2011 14:40

I've tried a few sites and I am anagramless :(

TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 14:37

Me too, SickleBOO - I put them in their Christmas cards.

My favourite one was for an old line manager, who became Crushes Leftie and Recluse Fetish. Some people just have the best names for anagramming; others are just shite.

I heartily concur with nominations for Thespian Anagram Names to be in the Hall od Classics. I quoted it on another thread Mardy - but I made sure I trademarked you:

MardyBra?

or could you copyright it?

© 2011 MardyBra Productions Inc.

SickleBOO · 14/10/2011 13:10

I always do anagrams for the names of people I work with. I have a fluffy version anyone can read and an evil version only I know about. Mwah, ha, ha, ha. Ahem.