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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 19:27

Damn you, talc. I always have to google stuff when you post. At least there's no dubious urban dictionary stuff this time.

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Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 19:26

"And so did Mardy - what a team."

Yeah, bring it on!

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531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:20

DUTCH not French

gah

531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:20

oooh I like the existential French numbers

531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:19

hah right on being 5'3, the rest pffffffffft

put a 2 in front and take away 22 years

ha hah hah hah

I'm LOVING it Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 19:18

And so did Mardy - what a team.

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 19:18

5 etc. from your post I've deduced that you are either:

a) a hairy-handed masturbating teen who has somehow become vaguely aroused by the slightly risque element of some of the anagrams on this thread

or

b) expressing your disappointment that your choice of MN nickname has rendered it unsuitable for saucy and suggestive porn-star anagrammation

However - in the interests of inclusion, I have rearranged 531800000008 into 03.08.1850 (00:00:0) which is the time that Dutch writer Paul A. Daum's mother was in established labour with him (and pondering on names: Paul for a boy, Paulien for a girl); giving birth some time later that day.

Well, I tried.

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Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 18:56

1 0000000 5'3 '88

One size zero lady, 5'3 high, born in 1988?

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531800000008 · 25/10/2011 18:48

mine's a bit hard

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Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 18:40

Perfumed Life, you could be Ed "Le Ripe" Muff, a French transexual with a rather distinctive odour.

Struggling to find a suitable name for Calabria.

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perfumedlife · 24/10/2011 15:34

Demure Piffle

Quite suits me Grin

Calabria · 24/10/2011 15:25

Labia Arc [hshock][hgrin]

LadyWellian · 24/10/2011 13:21

Not on a Monday, Mardybra

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:17

When my business goes down the pan, I will be blaming you Talc.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:16

By the way, have you considered that you could also rearrange Lady Wellian to read Ed Anal-Willy

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 13:14

I refer the honourable Mardy to her comment above:

"Please don't set me off. I have too much to do"

Didn't need that much persuading, huh?

evil Grin

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:14

Hello Lady Wellian. I thought I was talking to myself there.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:06

Russell Grant also specialises in pest removal and goes by the name of Len R Slug-Rats

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LadyWellian · 24/10/2011 13:06

Ooh, I'm so glad this thread has popped up again. I spent days trying to think of one before I realised that I am an almost perfect anagram of Dai Llewelyn (I think it has to be 'Llewalyn' owing to too many 'a's and not enough 'e's. Though if you don't like that there were multpile variations on a theme of Lydia, Linda, Lindy, Lana and the like.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:01

Edwina Currie heads up a team of toilet cleaners and is also known as Ida Urine-Crew.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 12:56

What about Strictly contestants?

For example, Nancy Dell'Olio has a back passage the size of the large river and is also known as Lady Nile-Colon.

When she eats too many Herschey bars and other American confectionary, she also goes by the name of Elli Candy-Loon.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 12:47

Talc I don't know about great minds, but I definitely think we are the only minds left on this thread.

Sophie Habibis aka Bibi Hash-poise has been known to dress up in 1920s clothing and smoke weed in an affected manner using a cigarette holder.

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 12:40

Cross posts - of the great-minds-think-alike kind!

TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 12:40

Craig Colton is Gillian McKeith fan Art G. Colonic

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 12:38

Craig Colton has a tragic colon

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