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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

317 replies

Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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MardyBra · 02/11/2011 18:04

I loathe sprouts though. I hope she doesn't smell of them.

MardyBra · 02/11/2011 18:03

I'll take all the lust I can get, thanks Talc

TalcAndTurnips · 01/11/2011 14:48

Or - in the smarmiest brown-nosing of an Original Poster ever found on MN (also slightly unsettling for Mardy, I suspect):

OP I lusts over

Or my outfit of choice when I'm attending a 'special interest' evening at the local Swing-o-rama:

Solo Perv Suit

And something I'd do cheerfully when witnessing an episode of street-thuggery:

Piss over lout

And finally, something Priscilla Presley does at Graceland with a small JCB, when she's missing the old snake-hipped crooner:

Uproots Elvis

MotherMucca · 01/11/2011 14:22

Or sprouts could be Violet Sporus, found treading the boards in the West End.

MardyBra · 01/11/2011 12:49

Or you could be Sue Viol-Strop, currently flouncing on AIBU.

ilovesprouts · 01/11/2011 12:36

Overspilt Sou

MardyBra · 01/11/2011 12:33

Smile hadn't come across that one before.

MotherMucca · 31/10/2011 14:22

Yes Mardy. Now that is an anagram to be in awe of.

Is a man I dreamt up - fantabulous!

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Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 14:20

Mother Mucca - I seem to remember we were both fans of a man and a girl. Grin

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MotherMucca · 31/10/2011 14:07

Cath More-Cum maybe a distant relation of Eric Grin.

Cath Cum-More is a whole other person. [hwink]

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Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 13:55

Mother Mucca could also be Cath More-Cum (distantly related to Eric)

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Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 13:52

TheVermiciousKnid = Hermione Duck Visit

or the highly confused Rev Sue Hot Mini-Dick

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MotherMucca · 29/10/2011 18:49

[hgrin]

TheVermiciousKnid · 29/10/2011 18:37

TheVermiciousKnid = Diminutive Shocker. Shock

Hm, I'm not exactly tall. I don't think I'm that shocking though.

Sounds like a wrestler. Grin

MotherMucca · 29/10/2011 18:12

This Macho Rectum and Actor, Hmm... Cum Production features a debut by the newest hard-man actor in Hollywood:

[Fanfare]...

Arch Commute.

mybootsaremuddy · 26/10/2011 21:07

oooh mardy my dc will love those ones Grin

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Mardymwahhaha · 26/10/2011 18:15

It would be rude not to make up a couple of names for the newcomer on the thread. Seeing as bottoms are on the agenda, my offerings are:

?Tomboy? Muddy-Arse and
Dora Y. Modesty-Bum

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Mardymwahhaha · 26/10/2011 00:27

Hooray! A new recruit and a discussion about sodomy.

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mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 22:19

Grin maybe i should......... might shut him up and stop him from ever asking anything againWink

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 22:15

Well, you could always tell him to Google it Wink

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 22:10

'sod my mature body'...... think i like that one Grin

I wish i had been OUT of the room when ds came out with 'that' word! (if i hadnt explained what it ment he'd only go look it up anyway!) At times i can find ds anoyingly a bit too bright. Sometimes to the point i just want to scream. He insists on knowing everything about everything....... not always a good thing as you can see!

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 21:48

myboots Grin - I would like to have been a fly on the wall at that point in proceedings.

I have discovered in your name something I think every time I look in a full-length mirror whilst naked:

Sod My Mature Body

Also there resides a legendary Deep South lady-of-the-night; from Hot Springs, Arkansas:

Dusty-May Bedroom

and her Madam Dame Trudy Bosomy

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 21:27

ohhh dont get me started on the sodomy one!! DS was busy scribbling away and scratching his head for a few mins then looked up....... 'mum is sodomy a word?' meShockShockShock dhGrin!!!! I have explained in the 'nicest' way(is there realy a nice way?) that it is a word but why he shouldnt go repeating/using it!!

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 21:02

YES myboots - we have a new recruit! Fabulous anagrams - your kiddywinks are insanely talented; you're going to tell us that they were on Countdown aged 3 or something, aren't you?

You have a great name for anagramming; I quite like this order barked out by our very own thread starter, Mardymwahhaha:

You, Tom - Mardy's bed!

There is also a warning to us all, should we stray into the arena of bumsex:

Sodomy - Maybe Turd?

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 20:41

My dcs Love anagrams so i set them on the cass to come up with mine..... they made up loads!!
The best

DD1 (11yrs)- Eddy A Musty Broom
A Body Memory stud
Ruby A Modesty Mod

DS1 (10yrs)- Doomsday Bum Tyre
Robed Yummy Toads
Moody Bum Strayed