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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
pyjamasinbananas · 07/10/2011 14:21

Pepper and salt on toast??? I can't handle DP and his disgusting use of peanut butter on toast!

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 14:21

Are you sure it didn't get sent to the toaster farm whatsallthehullaballloo? So it could run and play with the other toasters?

GetOrfMo1Land · 07/10/2011 14:21

I urge you ALL with shite toasters to sling 'em.

Preferably into someone's skip if you can find one.

Or, go to a local park, hold your toaster by the plug and then spin round in circle imvreasingly faster, with toaster aswirl, and let go, in manner of olympian hammer throws.

I hate toasters. What's the point. They are all crap.

controlpantsandgladrags · 07/10/2011 14:20

well according to this toasters used to rule the earth. They're regrouping !! The world is about to be taken over by toasters!

GandTiceandacauldron · 07/10/2011 14:19

My toaster is still there. I wish my iron & board would feck off.

I once lost a packet of mince that was defrosting on the unit. That mystery has NEVER been solved.

whatsallthehullaballoo · 07/10/2011 14:19

Oh dear.

Sometimes toasters have to go to a place called Toaster Heaven.
He will be happy there...they have marmite, jam and choc spread and he can toast and toast all day long and never get poorly again.

Ihavewelliesbutitssunny · 07/10/2011 14:19

Did Getorff steal and destroy it due to her toaster phobia (her thinking may have been along the lines of 'theres another one out of the way!') or did RedRuby steal it due to her toaster fetish?

RedRubyBlue · 07/10/2011 14:18

How about we all call and whistle set up a fingertip search of the neighbourhood?

Fan out everyone.

"Here Toastie. Toooooastie? Come 'ere Toastie. Good Toastie"

Remember to check in skips, sheds and garages.

bibbitybobbityhat · 07/10/2011 14:18

Putting pepper on your buttery toast is not as wrong as putting a raw egg on it, which is what Reality does Shock.

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 14:18

HAHAHAHA Hungry! That's fab!

But how big is Chaos' kitchen..... Confused

Pentagram · 07/10/2011 14:17

"attach to lamp posts in my local area" - but, but you can't do that - the ghosts are already half way up them....

GetOrfMo1Land · 07/10/2011 14:17

I put salt on top of the butter when I had a roll and butter

Hungrydragon · 07/10/2011 14:17

its gone on tour

TipOfTheSlung · 07/10/2011 14:16

wish someone would nick my toaster so I had a reasonable excuse to get a new one. this one doesnt fit ordinary sized sliced bread into it

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 14:15

Have you seen this toaster?

[insert picture]

Answers to the name, um...toaster. Last seen Thursday night. I'd describe it but you've all seen a toaster!

Please ring; [insert phone number]

Reward: 4 pieces of toast

Pinot · 07/10/2011 14:14

Aww GetOrf I love your mini-rages.

And, I say it again, Chaos puts pepper on her buttery toast. It's NOT RIGHT. NO.

controlpantsandgladrags · 07/10/2011 14:14
Grin

If you link an image of said toaster Chaos I shall print some wanted lost toaster posters and attach to lamp posts in my local area.

TheSkiingGardener · 07/10/2011 14:14
KatieMiddleton · 07/10/2011 14:13

I'll bet it's with Bibbity's gravy boat and big lid and my remote control for the TV. It'll have been sucked into some sort of domestic Burmuda triangle.

RedRubyBlue · 07/10/2011 14:13

I have two toasters. One is a gorgeous two slot Dualit in almond with the little timer and lifty-uppy-downy- handle and the other one is a Electrolux four slice with muffin tray.

We use the Electrolux all the time and I am secretly hoping it breaks so I can use the Dualit ALL the time as it is just so beautiful and I love the whirry noise of the timer and the elements are replaceable...........................I am really not helping here OP am I.

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GetOrfMo1Land · 07/10/2011 14:12

You are right about rage.

crumbs everywhere. You would wipe the sides, move the toaster 1 inch, then more crumbs would come out. Hateful thing.

The sound of that toaster going 'CLANG' as it was hurled into the skip from 8 feet away was like music to my ears. (I then had to run away in case neighbours saw me fly tipping their skip)

pyjamasinbananas · 07/10/2011 14:12

Is there an iPhone missing as well only your toaster appears to be posting on the move Grin

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 14:09

Are there any missing dishes or spoons? Any cows jumping over any moons? Perhaps it was feeling left out of Nursery Rhyme land and went to join in...

Ihavewelliesbutitssunny · 07/10/2011 14:09

Do you have any bizarre relatives/friends/acquiantances who are for some reason in possession of a key to your home and may have let themselves in to 'borrow' your toaster or just absent-mindedly popped it in their handbag?

ToasterOfChaos · 07/10/2011 14:09

Get in the suitcase. Now. before they see you. No, don't worry. I have a plan for the x-ray

No gravy boat or big lid here. No siree.

Shhhhhh

No one but me.

Toaster.x