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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
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IHaveYourToaster · 07/10/2011 19:32

Well...

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 19:31

My god the dedication of that profile.

And we still don't know where the toaster is...

ZombiesAtYourCervix · 07/10/2011 19:31

my mates cat once peed in her toaster. at least she thought it ws the cat (only discovered when toasting a teacake and it went phut with a urine scented puff). I always suspected her dypsomaniac DP.

culturemulcher · 07/10/2011 19:31

S...I....O...B...

....????....

no know this acronym

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:30

IHave.

How much is the ransom?

calls Lucas North surreptiously

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:29

Apparently there's a shite microwave in there as well.

Confused
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Hungrydragon · 07/10/2011 19:29

Pmsl at profile.... I love seeing devotion to the cause

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:28

No he hasn't got it.

But has a £4.97 spare in the doghouse workshop.

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ScaredBear · 07/10/2011 19:25

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:23

B

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:23

O

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:23

I

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:23

S

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IHaveYourToaster · 07/10/2011 19:18

Just to prove I has the toaster there's a picture on my profile. Send cash and you might just get it back.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 19:17

Right I have spoken to the Chaotics.

They deny everything. Hmm

And DH was fuseless.

[grr]

He knows nothing.

But has offered me a spare toaster that he had in his workshop.

He is remarkably uncurious to the whole incident.

Gah.

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LindsayWagner · 07/10/2011 19:09

Okay. Let's all split up and go and look for chaos. I'll go and look in that deserted property on the hill.

ToasterOfChaos · 07/10/2011 18:47

Mmmmmmphhhh mmmmphhhmmmm mmmmphhhhhmmmm

Chaos!! help meeeeeeeeee

IHaveYourToaster · 07/10/2011 18:42

I knows where it is.

DirtyBat · 07/10/2011 18:34

Need to know where the toaster is!

Hungrydragon · 07/10/2011 18:29
CaveMum · 07/10/2011 18:15

Chaos' address isn't 666 The Twilight Zone, is it?!

Has she offended the Government/establishment in any way that may have necessitated her "removal"?!

[looks around suspiciously & wonders who the mole is]

EduStudent · 07/10/2011 18:09

Chaos...Chaos...CHAOS?!

pissedrightoff · 07/10/2011 17:54

I will not sleep tonight if I don't know where Chaos' toaster went. (Neither will she I imagine)

bagelmonkey · 07/10/2011 17:32

Have you tried calling it? Maybe the toaster is sulking at the end of the garden and just wants to be called back.

stripeybump · 07/10/2011 17:24

In my old student digs we found a dead mouse in our toaster. Iirc we stuck a fork in it to get it out and then made some toast.