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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
IHaveYourToaster · 08/10/2011 08:31

You failed to attend the rendezvous and there was not so much as a text from Justine to open up negotiations... so I have had no choice but to give your toaster The Treatment.

There is a new photo showing exactly what's happened to your beloved toaster on my profile.

trumpton · 08/10/2011 07:21

LINKED I think this is taking on all the hallmarks of an international conspiracy < throws own toaster away in pre-emptive move> < eats cereal >

lardedah · 08/10/2011 03:59

pmsl i just found this!

www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1667226/pg1

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 03:10

I would speculate about who's got it but I saw the bit about not guessing the kidnapper's true identity.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 03:02

Oh blimey.

Just laboriously worked out the coordinates and I think the toaster's being held hostage at Balmoral.

Any Scottish MNers who can do a mercy dash?

IHaveYourToaster · 08/10/2011 01:53

You can't stop what's already started. The coordinates are real. Find me if you dare.

Just 5 hours 19 minutes until sunrise. Tick tock, tick tock

giraffesCantDookForApples · 08/10/2011 01:41

Can you stop this thead? - its making me want toast and I have no bread

ThePopsicleKat · 08/10/2011 01:31

This is how I imagine your toaster.

Running away to fulfill its life-long dream of being a historical reenactor.

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 00:52

I love this thread.

FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts · 07/10/2011 23:49

I think it went up snowdon

ChippingIn · 07/10/2011 23:18

I worry about you, I really do!

NotJustClassic · 07/10/2011 23:17

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DemonMousse · 07/10/2011 23:15

She might have gone to bed.......(in tears at having only bread and pepper jam to look forward to in the morning).

Bohica · 07/10/2011 23:15

Oh FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts has beaten me to it with the early Halloween name change, I planned to be Booooooooohica a week before halloween.

Check the garden Chaos DC love to take random kitchen items there. Ok, they have never taken an eletrical appliance but worth a look, we currently have a pint glass, potatoe masher and 4 forks on the garden table to make wine with our garden grapes.

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 07/10/2011 23:07

Vampirecella Fri 07-Oct-11 22:58:36
CTR is not replying to texts now. Never mind this thread....

Could it be as simple as her phone has eloped with the toaster? Let's not get hysterical now

TheSkiingGardener · 07/10/2011 23:03

Not silenced Vampirecella

Toasted

Eek!

Vampirecella · 07/10/2011 22:58

CTR is not replying to texts now. Never mind this thread....

When do we need to send out a search and rescue party? Do we worry that she might have been silenced for talking about it on here?

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 07/10/2011 22:58

Is this the spooky halloween thread? Because it's definitely strange but do't think I will be havnig nightmares

DemonMousse · 07/10/2011 22:57

Vampirecella have always wanted to watch a phone booth - can see one from my bedroom window - will keep an eye.

[you can relay on me emoticon]

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 07/10/2011 22:57

Have you checked the fridge? That's where I usually keep my clingfilm, slightly more absent minded and I can imagine something like a toaster going in

HowlmoaneeChainClanger · 07/10/2011 22:52

Have just caught up on this thread from earlier.

Am Grinning from ear to ear. Havent laughed so much in ages.

But i do hope you work out who the napper is/where the toaster has disappeared to.

FontOfAllEvil · 07/10/2011 22:52

Has anyone mentioned that on page one Chaos clearly states that she had a glass of cava and toasted someones house. I don't blame the toaster for fecking off after that.

Vampirecella · 07/10/2011 22:50

No, you'd be better off watching Phone Booth I reckon, Demon....

giraffesCantDookForApples · 07/10/2011 22:49

Have we not found it yet?

DemonMousse · 07/10/2011 22:48
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