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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
MrHeadlessMan · 08/10/2011 13:44

There's only one answer. Only a man and his dog made out of plasticine could solve a problem like this. Does Gromit have an MN profile?

Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 13:40

Poor Katie

No wonder you post here for support Sad

So Wills, human or robot?

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 13:37

I am a victim too you know. I have to get up and walk across the room myself to turn the telly on and off and adjust the volume

Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 13:34

Katie...how can you stand by and let this happen? Shock

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 13:18

The firm is a closed circle and as such does not comment.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 13:14

It ought to make Talk roundup too!

KatieMiddleton... This must come as quite a shock to you. Or did you suspect?

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 13:07

This made discussion of the day!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 13:00

ShockShockShockShockShockShock

IHaveYourToaster · 08/10/2011 12:23

Alright you pesky kids you may know who I am but you are powerless to stop me! Mwaughhhhhhha!

And now away! There is domestic detritus and small electrical appliances aplenty in need of removal from perfectly sensible places. No good jug, lid, remote control, grater, tea spoon, biscuit cutter, or toaster is immune from me. I can strike at any time.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 12:16

Has anyone seen CTR? Surely she hasn't gone to Balmoral by herself...

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 12:12

We need Justine.

Although if it's a robot we're dealing with maybe we actually need the Techs?

EduStudent · 08/10/2011 12:02

Hugrydragon I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned by how much sense it makes compared to most of the other theories...

Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 11:51

Now unlike the rest of this thread, Prince Phillip being an appliance rustling assassin robot does make sense

TeamEdward · 08/10/2011 10:52

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EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 10:44

That would make Prince Philip a robot...

NorfolkNCovern · 08/10/2011 10:41

DON'T GO!

I have worked it all out. Thus us the start of the machines taking over, is the toaster made by Skynet?

CroissantNeuf · 08/10/2011 10:28

Has the toaster turned up?

I'm looking for inspiration as DS has lost his trainers . I've turned the house upside down and can't find themConfused

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 10:07

His profile says 90 year old man. Prince Philip kidnapped the toaster.

But why...?

ScaredBear · 08/10/2011 09:57

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minimuffy · 08/10/2011 09:51

virgogrr

i did mean rough honest! but boiler check man came to the door!

have been playing with DD in bed,as a scottish mum we could have went a wee run in the car to balmoral to save the toaster!

CaveMum · 08/10/2011 09:43

Balmoral? Has the Queen started holding innocent toasters to ransom in order to get more put of the public purse?! Or is Prince Philip just playing silly buggers again Hmm

HowlmoaneeChainClanger · 08/10/2011 09:26

Poor toaster.

Poor Cauldrons - whatever will she do without her morning toast?

ZombiesAtYourCervix · 08/10/2011 09:08

IHave Your Toaster.

I Know where you are but I have sprung a leak.

I am intrigued as to how you appear to have the whole contense of a garage (including drum-kit and amp, on your boat.

ScaredTEECat · 08/10/2011 08:40

::hides face::

I can't look! That poor poor toaster. sniff

Will you at least return the remains you evil evil toaster stealer? So we can give it a decent burial?

IHaveYourToaster · 08/10/2011 08:33

Damn you Empress you meddler! Even if you find me you'll never catch me!