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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 19:55

And then.....?

SecretNutellaFix · 08/10/2011 19:54

Just out of interest IHAVE. About a year or so ago, did you take my quiche tin? and replace it with a random large glass pan lid?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 19:46

I can do the snogs and the yoghurt Grin

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 19:44

Do you have your fountain pens ready?

Je voudrais.....

  1. Two frogs' legs (The legs of 2 frogs)
  2. 1 billion yen.
  3. A pot of Yeo Valley yoghurt.
  4. Snogs with tongues from the lot of ya.
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:39

I've just reported this thread for Classics.

ScaredTEECat · 08/10/2011 19:36

Oh dear...

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:34

Tell us your ransom demands.

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 19:34

Cripes there's another profile...

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 19:29

Oh this is all so much bigger than the toaster.......

You don't know what you've stepped into now, my pretties....

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:26

But if it's a hoax... where's the toaster????

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 19:26

Hmmm IHaveYourToaster and IHaveYourCaldrons are not the same person. They have different labelly whatsits on their names.

Is it too soon to suggest one or both is a hoax? Shock

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:23

So what do you want?

ScaredTEECat · 08/10/2011 19:21

Thank you Empress. ::pulls deerstalker over eyes and lights pipe::

As I perceive it, that toaster in the final picture is a ringer, a poor innocent toaster who gave his life so Cauldron's toaster may live. We must redouble our efforts, lads!

::rushes off muttering about Scotland Yard and Lestrade::

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 19:13

Or I'm trying to lull you into a false sense of security... Double bluff, anyone?

But that's fine, if you don't want to hear about my ransom demands.....

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:11

Hadn't noticed that.

KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 19:08

Yes there is no dedication shown there. I cry imposter! Grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 19:06

Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!

They've GOT her!!!!!!!!!!

ScaredTEECat · 08/10/2011 19:06

IHaveYourCauldrons I am suspicious as you don't have a profile. Must try harder.

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 18:58

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

DMCWelshCakes · 08/10/2011 18:56

Skiing At least your DH cares. Mine asked me if we were all on some collective acid trip. Hmm

AuntieMaggie · 08/10/2011 18:50

Am genuinely intrigued to know where the toaster has gone!

TheSkiingGardener · 08/10/2011 18:49

Even my DH is now worried about Cauldron and the toaster.

Do we need a search party?

madam52 · 08/10/2011 18:48

Cauldron has anyone approached you with a power of attorney form? Are you very wealthy ? Do you think someone is trying to unhinge you till you seemingly have some sort of breakdown ( as in - 'there there Cauldron dont be silly - there's no such thing as a vanishing toaster - just sign this cheque btw please' ).

DanFmDorking · 08/10/2011 18:39

Thanks madam52, giggle

SeymoreBats · 08/10/2011 18:31

You haven't met my DH hungrydragon....

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