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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
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Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 21:40

Actuslly, I'm a leetle bit proud of the old thing.

It was fulfilling a unfulfilled yen of it's.

Charidee work.

Smile
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PetisaPumpkinHead · 08/10/2011 21:40
KatieMiddleton · 08/10/2011 21:39

You don't mean it was never missing at all? Shock

Unless that is what Prince Phillip IHaveYourToaster wants you to believe...

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 21:39

ouch

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IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 21:39
Vampirecella · 08/10/2011 21:38

I feat she is drunk on Kevin lurve. Doubt we ll get any sense from her tonight....

Was there a tea towel over tbe toaster? Is that why you thought it was missing?

ColdSancerre · 08/10/2011 21:36

So where had it been? Has it a tan now?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 21:35

Oh crap.

It's my fault isn't it? All because I wanted the damned yoghurt

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 21:34
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 21:34

No, it looks like IHYC still has her. Maybe he drugged her and she dreamed she met Kevin.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 21:34

Milk, it was back in it's rightful position!

Well actually 1.37 cms to left, but I am anal about appliance positioning.

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IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 21:33

Don't tell them Chaos...

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 21:33

Nope, I'm not giving you the yoghurt. I need proof you still have Cauldrons!

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 21:33

After Kevin had smooched my chee, and given me a comradely punch on the tigh, I had to vivist 31 shops to find 500 non-sequential sheets of ham.

That's why I am so very late.

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crazynannawitchbitch · 08/10/2011 21:32

Had to look up 'pyromanical' Blush

MilkNoSugarPlease · 08/10/2011 21:32

It had never moved had it :o

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 21:31

As much as I'd love to say that it was

pyromanical chaotics,
Prince Phillip,
Doctor Who,
mice,
a shirtshifter Hmm.

The solution was much closer to home.

Blush
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IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 21:30

Gimme my jeffing yoghurt!

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 21:30

I'm not giving up the yoghurt if you're not even kidnapped Wink

Vampirecella · 08/10/2011 21:29

So what the Jeff happened? Tell us dammit.

Fotget about Kevin. Thats for another thread !

IHaveYourCauldrons · 08/10/2011 21:29

Dammit!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 21:29

But we do know who took it.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 21:29

How did you escape? We don't know whether the toaster's alive or dead.

crazynannawitchbitch · 08/10/2011 21:28

Revenge for being anti-lower case

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 21:26

Wait, if Cauldrons is posting, then who was giving out ransom demands? Shouldn't you be tied up? Hmm