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Original poster

Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

171 replies

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:28

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above Shock

Is it me they're talking about?

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Caoimhe · 19/08/2011 13:22

Fantastic thread!

How do you change the name on Virginmedia, Woodlands?

I quite fancy "Howmanycarscanonehousholdpossiblyneedcloggingupalltheparkingnearmyhouse"but it's a bit long....... Smile

Empusa · 19/08/2011 13:19

Ours used to be The Rat Cave in a nod to The Bat Cave (Batman and the 80's goth club)

MapofTassie · 19/08/2011 13:18

PSML at 'set phazers tae malky'!
DH is still sniggering at the OP, at least an hour after I first showed him Grin

Shaxx · 19/08/2011 13:06

One of our neighbours has called there's The Whorehouse

saggarmakersbottomknocker · 19/08/2011 13:05

This is a fab idea.

I'm going to rename mine 'You do know that 'summerhouse' you've built is just two sheds cobbled together and it's a sodding eyesore and no you do not sound like Robbie Williams especially when you've necked 10 pints, it's friggin 4 o'clock in the morning and you are killing 'Angels' on the karaoke in aforementioned 'summerhouse'.

Hmm - is there a limit on characters? May have to shorten Hmm

smugmumofboys · 19/08/2011 13:04

This thread has made me laugh.

It had never occurred to me that a snarky message might be needed on your wifi until I was at PILs and 'fuck off' came up. Very succinct. It's a bit surprising though as where they live is ever so naice, uber-posh Berkshire. Hmm

Woodlands · 19/08/2011 13:00

Ooh we just got a new router yesterday and renamed it from virginmedia46734 or whatever to 'Gerald', but these are better.

MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 12:57

OMDB
Sarah Connor is a German pop singer, that would make me laugh

Tee2072 · 19/08/2011 12:55

You guys are too funny.

I would change mine but too many things connect to it and it would probably take ages to get it to work again!

I live in a block of flats and can see 14 other wifi networks but not one has a clever name! Including mine!

overmydeadbody · 19/08/2011 12:53

DP called ours Skynet and then called the different computers in or house by Terminator names. I am Sarah Connor online Grin

Want to change it now to something more witty!

FreePeaceSweet · 19/08/2011 12:48

Pourquoimonsouffleurdefeuillestropfortmaisvotrefilsestautoriséàfairelafêtetoutelanuit for you Mmelindor. Although as that is a smidge too long I'd just change it to "HowsMyBlowingDial0845WhoGivesARatsNadger"

MalibuStac · 19/08/2011 12:48

I'd be tempted to put ?myneighbourshousestinks? it really does but I don't think he has wifi so it would be a waste.

MalibuStac · 19/08/2011 12:46

What about ?we know where you live!?

BrandyAlexander · 19/08/2011 12:44

Fab thread!

BrandyAlexander · 19/08/2011 12:44

Fab thread!

MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:40

Penispenispenispenislol made me actually lol. No penises (penii?) anywhere though. Not a sausage.

MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 12:36

MmeDeathstare
What? Hovercraft? How do I do that. Not sure I would though, cause she would call the police.

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 19/08/2011 12:30

Someone up my road has "Get your own WiFi".

DontWorryBaby · 19/08/2011 12:29

One of our neighbours has "Set phazers tae malky".

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Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:29

penispenis? LOL this thread is making me laugh a lot now.

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Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:28

Ha haa heroin. I think I'm too chicken to do it.

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Malcontentinthemiddle · 19/08/2011 12:27

one of our neighbours has penispenispenispenislol.

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 12:25

how about 'we can hear everything you say' ?

MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:25

Oh, heroin, you are good

MadamDeathstare · 19/08/2011 12:24

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