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Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

171 replies

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:28

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above

Is it me they're talking about?

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MadamDeathstare · 19/08/2011 17:20

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MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 16:47

Mwahahaha, ALovely. Nice sofa btw.

EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 16:43

My parents' neighbours' is called "C'mon the Hearts". Dad is a Hibernian supporter.

maristella · 19/08/2011 16:33

Ooooh I really want to change ours!!!

NoVillageIdiotsHere

ShutThatFuckingDogUp

StopStaringYouPerv

BuyYourOwn

Too much fun!

ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo · 19/08/2011 16:17

What about Icanseeyou. ?

Wish I was on wifi now, but we're only on mobile broadband so no one can see me.

ALovelyBunchOfCoconuts · 19/08/2011 15:54

OTheHuge... I like it... alot!

I'm beginning to wonder if you are all my neighbours, as my neighbour fits the bill for all of these!

Pagwatch · 19/08/2011 15:52

I love pretty fly for a wifi

But penispenispenispenislol made me cry laughing.

DuelingFanjo · 19/08/2011 15:52

I would change mine to 'you can't fucking sing you miserable moonfaced goth'

OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 19/08/2011 15:48

ALovely I read your nickname as the last poster on this thread, and thought it was ALovelyBunchOfCunts

ALovelyBunchOfCoconuts · 19/08/2011 15:44

mothermucca Why, have I offended you?!

Acekicker · 19/08/2011 15:28

Ours is about to be changed to 'trappedinrouterHELP' following a brief email exchange with MrAce where I vetoed 'routerIhardlyknewher'!

Malificence · 19/08/2011 14:47

I'm very jealous of Skynet, that's inspired.

DD will want to call hers Hogwarts or something else Harry Potterish.

ExitPursuedByATroll · 19/08/2011 14:35

wifi rage

Minus273 · 19/08/2011 14:10

Its not an especially unusual but its his full name.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 19/08/2011 14:09

Pag, ah, I see.

ComeWhineWithMe · 19/08/2011 14:03

I might change mine to something to do with the police, my neighbours would shit themselves.
He has called himself JohnnyBeGood, which is fucking funny as he is usually very bad.

OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 19/08/2011 14:00

I'm now toying with the idea of choosing 'stopleavingyourbikeinthehallyoulazyantisocialbjitch' as my network name

CaptainNancy · 19/08/2011 13:59

our's is v boriing- it's just the name of the router company.
Neighbour's have all used forenames or surnames as theirs- some nights we can see 12 networks (most of them secured) as we're in terraced streets. One has a funny name, but it's funny odd not funny haha.

Pagwatch · 19/08/2011 13:58

Nope
My neighbour is a nasty little shit in character, manner and behaviour. She torments my dog.
My dog, and his turds are morally the bigger man

aStarInStrangeways · 19/08/2011 13:56

penispenispenispenislol is amazing

I would have to change mine to 'your flat stinks of fags and dogs, your dogs are fat and bored and you should try picking up their shit from your garden yourself instead of making your mum do it you lazy fucker'

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 19/08/2011 13:49

Pag, did you mean 'shits bigger than yours'? I really hope so!

MrsMeow · 19/08/2011 13:47

This is hilarious! I'm going to change ours to "doyoujustwalkaroundthehouseslammingdoorsforthefunofityoucunts"

Pagwatch · 19/08/2011 13:45

I only get sone boring bt ones.
I want to change mine too.

It would have to be mydogdoesshitsbiggerthanyou.

Geocentric · 19/08/2011 13:42

Wonderful, wonderful thread! Am PMSL!!
No one does stuff like that here - the trend obviously hasn't crossed the Atlantic. I'm going to show DH this thread tonight - we definitely NEED a better wifi name than our surname!!!!!!

Keep all the great ideas flowing!

Woodlands · 19/08/2011 13:30

Not actually sure Caoimhe - my DH did it... I will ask him.

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