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Odd thing you've done, and then thought 'WTF did I do that?!'

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 15/08/2011 21:34

I once found a white disc in the washing machine after a load had finished. Couldn't for the life of me work out what it was. So I licked it. Turns out it was a lemon scented bleach block for the toilet cistern. I'd scooped up the packet with the dirty washing. I don't usually lick random objects. It tasted a bit lemony, and not particularly fatal in case you were wondering.

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bibbitybobbityhat · 15/08/2011 21:40

Grin at op.

Will come back after searching through the old archives.

DraculasMum · 15/08/2011 21:39

ROFL Grin

My dd had something in her hand and i couldnt work out what it was so licked it.. POO! Real actual POO!

ginmakesitallok · 15/08/2011 21:38

Years ago I was having coffee with a very senior colleague - I calmly opened a sachet of sugar and poured it into the ashtray instead of into my cup......tit