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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

438 replies

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:37

Message deleted for violating the unwritten rules of Mumsnet.

No, we can't tell you. Wouldnt be unwritten then, would they?

superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 11:34

message is using subterfuge attacks aimed at hiding keywords in interactive text

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:33

Mumsnet has confiscated this message until you show you can play together fairly.

superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 11:31

message deleted by the daily fail

BrainSurgeon · 29/06/2011 11:28

Message forgot what he wanted to say

Brainwashed mwahahahhah

Shodan · 29/06/2011 11:28

Message messily massaged by Masai Mumsnet.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:25

Message has a new clique and is now excluding you. Asked Mumsnet to let everybody know.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:23

Message is not going to talk to you again EVER!

whomovedmychocolate · 29/06/2011 11:22

Message has fucked off to Centerparcs to get away from you lot.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:21

Message left kicking its heels by Mumsnet

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:20

Message led off by the ear by Mumsnet

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:19

Message sends its regrets but is unable to convey its meaning today

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:17

This is not the message you are looking for. -Mumsnetjedi

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:15

Message epilated by Mumsnet. Ow.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:13

Message deleted until the guilty party fesses up.

ColdHeartedBitch · 29/06/2011 11:13

Message deafened by screaming ds who started at 4am and didnt stop until he hit school gate. Angry

superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 10:45

message returned by mumsnet

nenevomito · 29/06/2011 10:19

Mumsnet has left the message as it will never change. (relationships)

Message repeated by mumsnet. (telly addicts)

deepfriedcupcake · 29/06/2011 10:19

message has turned to a life of crime

Honeydragon · 29/06/2011 10:17

Message is using a message and memos parking space without any memos present

deepfriedcupcake · 29/06/2011 10:16

message busy loading the washing machine with toys

Honeydragon · 29/06/2011 10:16

Message is using a disabled toilet at Mumsnet

MadeInChinaBaby · 29/06/2011 10:11

Mumsnet is practising Message-led weaning.

MadeInChinaBaby · 29/06/2011 10:09

Message co-sleeping with Mumsnet.

nickelbabe · 29/06/2011 10:08

Message Weaned by Mumsnet

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