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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

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TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 13:42

message deleted for being completely gazeboed Grin

deepfriedcupcake · 29/06/2011 13:41

Message has been slightly gnawed by Mumsnet

thumbwitch · 29/06/2011 13:34

message deleted mid-..

SybilBeddows · 29/06/2011 13:03

message flounced

superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 13:00

message braindead due to accidental loose woman intoxication

5ofus · 29/06/2011 12:56

Msg gone - 2 much txtspk lol hun x

I did wonder about whether to announce my intentional misuse of the apostrophe in my pp but decided it would be obvious enough.

Spirael · 29/06/2011 12:47

Message deleted, all your base are belong to us.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 12:45

The baby has thoroughly gummed and slobbered on the message that was supposed to go here. Then she tore it to pieces and crawled away, clutching the shreds. Our IT people are trying to salvage something of it.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 12:41

Message temporarily mislaid by Mumsnet.

ColdHeartedBitch · 29/06/2011 12:41

Message being treated for biohazard contamination after tackling dc's room.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 12:40

There has never been a message here.

deepfriedcupcake · 29/06/2011 12:24

Message defused by Mumsnet

Honeydragon · 29/06/2011 12:20

Messages has filed for bankruptcy after purchasing football strip

MrsSnaplegs · 29/06/2011 11:58

Message has taken it's soulpad and Cobb and gone camping

superjobeespecs · 29/06/2011 11:56

message swilled some homemade wine and was abducted by superted

BrainSurgeon · 29/06/2011 11:55

Message really wanted a Pombear so went to Waitrose

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:52

Message has decided to revert to lurker status.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:49

It may not be you brainsurgeon, but it is classic mumsnet :o

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:48

Message deleted for being the most shockingly offensive yet hilarious posting ever seen.

Oh did you miss it?

Original poster
TrilllianAstra · 29/06/2011 11:45

Message googled dragonbutter and is now too shocked to show its face

OP posts:
BrainSurgeon · 29/06/2011 11:44

Ok this is not like me at all, but I really want to say it for some reason:
Message fucked the fuck off, and when it got there, fucked off some more!

Grin oh this felt good Grin

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 29/06/2011 11:41

Mumsnet's birthright sold for a pot of message.

TantePiste · 29/06/2011 11:39

Message has smugged off to admire itself.

BrainSurgeon · 29/06/2011 11:38

message passed out as hates marmite / loves bovril!

whomovedmychocolate · 29/06/2011 11:37

Message rubbed lovingly with marmite and placed on a warm shelf.