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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

438 replies

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
BrainSurgeon · 30/06/2011 13:21

Message got fired for MNing instead of working...

deepfriedcupcake · 30/06/2011 12:44

message has gone walkabout

deepfriedcupcake · 30/06/2011 12:42

message deleted for leud conduct

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 12:37

message deleted for being a desperate housewife

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:31

message given a bribe large amount of money to delete itself

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:30

message deleted because american audiences couldnt understand it.. Wink

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:29

message deleted for possesion of tiger blood, goddesses and chanting 'im winning!!'

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:29

message deleted for knocking up the maid

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:28

messag deleted for anti semitic rants

superjobeespecs · 30/06/2011 08:27

message excluded from mumsnet

mathanxiety · 30/06/2011 06:47

Posting posts by the fireside
Nurse fell into the fire and died
And what made it ten times wors
All the posts got burned with nurse

TheFrogs · 30/06/2011 06:15

Message was eaten by the dog. Honest.

Jacksmania · 30/06/2011 05:58

Message ignored cos it's just words on a screen.

PenguinArmy · 30/06/2011 03:50

Message is a complete sentence

PenguinArmy · 30/06/2011 03:50

Message for example, is a twat. Leave message

PenguinArmy · 30/06/2011 03:50

SMS dlt?d by MN

PainteditRed · 30/06/2011 02:00

Message deleted, but a paypal fund will be set up for its swift reinstatement.

thumbwitch · 30/06/2011 01:57

This message will self-delete in 10 seconds.

TantePiste · 30/06/2011 01:51

The first rule of deleted messages at mumsnet is not to talk about deleted messages at mumsnet.

ninja · 30/06/2011 00:04

message - which message??

MrMan · 30/06/2011 00:03

Message? You can't handle the message!

You had me at deleted message.

Your deleted message completes me.

Deleted it again, Sam.

Message. Deleted Message.

blackeyedsusan · 29/06/2011 23:59

message deleted because techy fell asleep on the keyboard because this thread is soooooo boring...

thingamajig · 29/06/2011 23:57

Message deleted by Mumsnet Message deleted by Mumsnet (Multiple births)

TrilllianAstra · 29/06/2011 23:39

Message busy playing with Sooty and Sweep

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WorkingItOutAsIGo · 29/06/2011 23:26

Mumsnet deleted by message.

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