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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

438 replies

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
superjobeespecs · 09/07/2011 18:29

message just ate a bombay bad boy and liked it [hblush]

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon · 08/07/2011 19:22

Message is sulking because it hasn't got a Harry potter wizard hat [henvy]

superjobeespecs · 08/07/2011 13:06

message eating a gorgeous rich red velvet cake

ColdHeartedBellatrix · 08/07/2011 12:14

message lost in mountain of paperwork

superjobeespecs · 07/07/2011 00:14

message discombobulated

superjobeespecs · 06/07/2011 15:49

message is pissed off with its skanky disgusting sister .

Honeydragon · 06/07/2011 14:55

Message choked on its Biscuit

nickelbabe · 06/07/2011 11:24

message skulks back in with an apology

nickelbabe · 06/07/2011 11:23

message deleted because it was boring.

superjobeespecs · 05/07/2011 20:02

message deleted for misconduct

bellavita · 05/07/2011 19:30

Message has taken a hike....

superjobeespecs · 05/07/2011 19:28

message is cranky

ColdHeartedBitch · 04/07/2011 19:37

Message forgot to put the heat back on in the shower and is now giggling hysterically because someone else forgot to check the temperature before jumping in.

superjobeespecs · 03/07/2011 21:50

message has been watching cartoons all weekend and has another 6 and a half weeks of them as its summer hiliday time :( message is sad

EduStudent · 03/07/2011 21:49

Message dies a little death after killing the thread Blush

EduStudent · 03/07/2011 15:12

Message defending the borders.

HerHissyness · 03/07/2011 11:16

Message was bought a one way ticket to the far side of Fuck..

HerHissyness · 03/07/2011 11:16

Message told to fuck off and when it got there to fuck off some more..

Honeydragon · 03/07/2011 08:43

Message so hungover it cannot be deleted

ColdHeartedBitch · 03/07/2011 02:40

message tooo drunk to give a fuck...

blackeyedsusan · 02/07/2011 13:27

message lost at sea....

Shodan · 02/07/2011 13:19

message dedicated to my mother, my father, my brothers and sisters, my teddy bear, my therapist and everyone who knows me.

superjobeespecs · 02/07/2011 12:18

message deleted by ncis

frasersmummy · 02/07/2011 08:17

message taken to greggs for a sausage roll

TiggyD · 01/07/2011 20:19

Massage defeted by deputy heditor of the Grauniad.

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