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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

438 replies

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:05

Poor Monkey Sad, his only crime was to enter HQ

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:04

messa.... decapitated by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:04

Monkey Deleted by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:03

Message Defeated by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:02

Message bent over my knee and Spanked

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:02

Message Defecated by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:01

Message Received From the Other Side

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 14:01

Message deleterious to your health

OP posts:
WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:00

Massage Depicted by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 13:59

Message Decorated by Mumsnet

EduStudent · 28/06/2011 13:59

Message deleted by Netmums. Now that wasn't very nice, was it, hun xoxoxo

nickelbabe · 28/06/2011 13:58

i hoep that wasn't directed at me, Ms Astra. Hmm

massage depleted by lack of essential oils.

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:56

(hic)

OP posts:
TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:56

Meddage feteledt b durnk Musnemt

OP posts:
TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:55

Mgassee deteled by Mensmut.

OP posts:
thumbwitch · 28/06/2011 13:50

Message deleted by Mumsnet honest guv it woz them wot did it

Pagwatch · 28/06/2011 13:50

Message deleted while you go away and have a long think about your behaviour Missy.

HelenMumsnet · 28/06/2011 13:46

@babyheave

Message deleted in a fit of pique.

Message deleted because it was dull as ditch water.

Message deleted to make you think the poster wrote something nasty when she didn't.

Message deleted to stir.

Message deleted to prove that we rule you all moahahahahahahahahaha

lol

AntonDuBurk · 28/06/2011 13:45

Message Let You Down, Let Mumsnet Down and most of all Let Itself Down. So we deleted it.

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:42

Message deleted, or not, by Mumsnet (WWYD)

PMTvsPMA · 28/06/2011 13:39

Message wrestled to the ground, slap about abit and then defenestrated by Mumsnet.

nickelbabe · 28/06/2011 13:38

you'll never get to 1000 if you post 3 or 4 deletions on the same post!
Shock

nenevomito · 28/06/2011 13:35

Message deleted, but what do you care the whole thread will be gone in 90 days anyway. (_chat)

keep · 28/06/2011 13:34

Message deleted by a super injunction on behalf of Ryan Giggs.

nenevomito · 28/06/2011 13:34

Message depreciated by Mumsnet (finance threads)

Message demonised by Mumsnet (religion)

Message deleted and not going to tell you why in case you tell us we're BU (AIBU)