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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

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TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:49

message is refusing to be potty trained and continues to poop on justinemumsnet's knee

superjobeespecs · 28/06/2011 14:49

message has been sent to the naughty corner by supernannymumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:48

message wants to be a SAHMessage but is worried about surviving on one income

superjobeespecs · 28/06/2011 14:48

message has learnt to walk this way - courtesy of run dmc vs mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:47

message asked to repeat itself

superjobeespecs · 28/06/2011 14:47

message has jamp the shark - with mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:46

message does drink and drugs with Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:46

Message plays dominos with Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:45

Message is Disadvantaged by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:45

message has sex-change is Dimitri at Mumsnet

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:44

Message really wants to see batmonkey

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:43

message debriefed by MI5 Hacking agent

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:42

message decides to stay off 'geekcrafts.com'

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:42

Message currently sipping G&T

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:41

Message invited to a meet-up in Chorlton-cum-hardy

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:41

message confused by spider monkey

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:39

Message relieved that Gregg the Monkey is getting rescued

ThisIsJustASagaNow · 28/06/2011 14:38

Message told he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy, by mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:38

Message sent insane by Yo Gabba Gabba

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:38

Message used to hack into mumsnet HQ to rescue the monkey

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:37

Message deleted through subversive methods

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:37

Message poster will be strip-searched

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:36

Message brought to attention with a ten-gun salute to mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana · 28/06/2011 14:35

Message pinned to the floor and tickled

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 14:35

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