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Hmmmm? If there was an MNtrance exam, what would the questions be?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/06/2011 13:33

  1. Are you able to understand irony?

a. Yes
b. No
c. Maybe
d. I never irony - just give it a good shake when it comes out the machine
e. All of the above
f. None of the above

Grin
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LeQueen · 08/06/2011 21:42

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Mumanator · 08/06/2011 21:42

Underline all those ingredients which are in fact just sugar and which you should avoid in products you intend to give to your pfb:

a. Dextrose
b. Sucrose
c. Agave Nectar
d. Concentrated Grape Juice
e. Manuka Honey
f. Glucose
g. Maltose

BelleDameSansMerci · 08/06/2011 21:41

LeQueen Grin

youarekidding · 08/06/2011 21:32

Grin I was actually thinking how the feck had they managed to build a new Uni without me noticing. Grin

LeQueen · 08/06/2011 21:27

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youarekidding · 08/06/2011 21:25

Sorry Le Queen. Blush

New question:

When you don't understand something should you?

a) ask for an explanation; or
b) shut the fuck up and move on? Grin

deepfriedcupcake · 08/06/2011 21:07

Maths multiple choice:

2 x Pi x MN equals the circumference of

a) the halo of crumbs round DC's highchair that the dog is now seeing to
b) MIL's scowl after the correct response to the questions "are you sure you should be doing that?"
c) the ideal brim size of DS's lovingly crafted homemade spangly wizard hat for silly hat fundraising day
d) Other. Please state ...............................

PacificDogwood · 08/06/2011 21:03

Identify the official MN mascott:

  1. Flappy the Bat
  2. Bear
  3. penguin
  4. Polar bears
  5. Nice Ham
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ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/06/2011 21:01
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LeQueen · 08/06/2011 21:01

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PacificDogwood · 08/06/2011 20:58

Explain:

  1. Avid and Wise
  2. Nobdie
  3. BESH and PESH
  4. Do you ever wonder
  5. IPOAT
youarekidding · 08/06/2011 20:45

New Portsmouth? WTF is that? Old Portsmouth I can do for shopping Grin

LeQueen · 08/06/2011 20:43

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Portofino · 08/06/2011 20:36

You shouldn't be so amusing then! Grin

LeQueen · 08/06/2011 20:33

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silkenladder · 08/06/2011 20:22

Language and Abbreviations

What is FF?

a. An alternative to BF which you were forced to use but still feel guilty about.

b. A barely adequate alternative to BF which should be banned.

c. An dangerous alternative to BF which could result in INTERNAL DECAPITATION.

d. A ferility website.

Suncottage · 08/06/2011 20:21

My DH never watches porn. Is he a pervert? Should I leave the bastard?

Portofino · 08/06/2011 20:14
LeQueen · 08/06/2011 20:00

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LeQueen · 08/06/2011 19:52

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deepfriedcupcake · 08/06/2011 19:29

Physics practical:

Wire up MN so that anyone using text speak while typing recieves a small electric shock through their keyboard.

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 08/06/2011 19:23

Maths paper - Probability - G&T

Rank in order of ascending order the probability of each of the proposed responses to the question actually being received
Question - My 2 year old can count to ten and said the word spangle yesterday shall I apply for Mensa?

a) No you are an pushy parent who will crush your child with the weight of your expectations.

b) My DC could count backwards from a trillion in Swahili by 17 months.

c) I think you should try extending them sideways little Tarquin plays the trombone, does macrame and can weave his own hummous.

d) Your DC sounds like a real poppet.

youarekidding · 08/06/2011 19:20

PSHE and citizenship higher level paper.

When removing ones knickers, should you:

a) pull them off with your trousers
b) remove and leave where they fall
c) remove and sling in wash basket
d) remove, fold neatly inwards insuring the gusset is concealed?

CoffeeDodger · 08/06/2011 19:14

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